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00:21:42
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
300
Manny, why don't you give your friend Kelly an empanada?
I think it's "mnemonic."
Oh, pardonnez-moi! I prefer the champagne Dijon to the standard yellow.
- I got him in the garage, putting flags on the spire. - Okay, perfect.
Make the appetizer and then we'll be...
- Do you remember, sweetie? - Oh, no, no, don't... don't open it.
Oh, no, thank you. I try to stay away from tran fats.
- Thank you, sweetheart. - So what happened?
sources down under say she has been barhopping like a coked-up kangaroo."
Put a pinch of salt in the chocolate milk. It really brings out the flavor.
Okay. He looked like the drummer from Foreigner.
No one's gonna buy this heap looking this way.
picked up some burger and went on a picnic up to Granger Point.
- I was an intern at the Songbird Summer Playhouse.
Aren't you gonna change into a workingman's outfit?
I have done a few sketch.
Mitchell. Mitchell... - The von Trapp mansion. Evita's balcony. Okay. Okay.
"'83 classic wagon"...
sources down under say she has been barhop like a coked-up kangaroo."
But I say we apologize and just finish the castle together like he wanted.
You just toss a woman aside then immediately you go to the next one?
I'm, uh, just, uh, returning that Crock-Pot that Gloria borrow.
I mean, castle goes right up, nobody gets slice in half.
And the seat belts don't work, the doors stick, it leak fluids.
Every home improvement project that we've undertake has been a near-death experience.
- Oh, God! This smell like onions. - My seat belt's stuck!
You really think you trap sunshine in there?
You know, and I... And I fancy myself as a bit of a castle designer.
- He's not suppose to be unsupervised. - Don't worry.
She invite me to go out to dinner and a movie with them.
We got our butts kick by Penn State.
When I woke up this morning, I hated that car.
Yeah, until Luke threw up on it.
This is not the way you treat woman! Men are all the same!
- Yeah. I decide to skip the movie. - Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, I forgot you had that Crock-Pot, Jay.
You just tossed a woman aside then immediately you go to the next one?
Besides, I think there's a girl I'd rather spend time with.
- You think? - I mean, we're always going back and forth.
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, Dunphys. Nice and easy.
You just tossed a woman aside then immediately you go to the next one?
I finally got Lily down for a nap. Where is Mitchell?
So, um, I laid the toolbox outside and all the supplies are ready.
Actually, it did make us happy for a long time.
And now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead.
I think Jay's saying why don't you go sort some bolts?
The parade was awesome though. Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal.
Luke, honey, I told you not to eat so fast.
The kit. Which we're gonna do together.
What else lives in the ocean? Coral. Hello, Carl.
Come on, a minute ago, they were babies.
- At least I'm trying to do something. - Dad, get off!
that he wanted to bring home a jar of sunshine so he could always remember.
No, he would never forgive us. He's a very proud man, your son.
- He's not supposed to be unsupervised. - Don't worry.
- Do you know how insulting this is? I was...
- It's disgusting. - No, sweetie.
I know you're making a joke because you're uncomfortable, so I'll let it slide.
because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm being ridiculous.
This is sudden.
It was delicious.
Are you... Are you trying to get rid of me?
I'm just being realistic, but we're gonna need to lower the asking price.
Incredible game. - Yeah.
Weirdest thing. It was wrapped in an old towel...
Tough to find parts.
You okay?
And even thinking about it mad me mad.
When you're around tools, honey, it's dangerous.
No, he would never forgive us. He's a very proud man, your son.
- Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. - Get out. Get out.