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00:21:39
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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And when we do, he's gonna get an earful of this.
What is the one thing a speeder can't outrun?
- What kind of lunatic does something like this? - Who knows?
Phil, I left my phone at the drugstore. I'll be right back.
That you're living in a dollhouse?
I only need one prong: sell the house.
you got a sprinkler head that's leaking out there.
I dethrone Gil Thorpe as salesman of the quarter.
- Good night, sweet pea. - Good night, honey.
I was beginning to think you didn't have any flaw.
Thanks, Barry. I'll let the gardener know.
Slow down, jerk!
- I got all the paperwork right here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Reiki is a bunch of nonsense, Cam. That guy's a nut.
Put your feet on the pedal. Now look where you're going.
You gotta buy me a beer before you could put your hand up my sweater.
- Why are you being such a freak? - I am being a freak for safety.
- Which civilization invented the alphabet? - I don't know.
I dethrone Gil Thorpe as salesman of the quarter.
- Actually, yeah. - I just overdid it on my bike. I cannot get back on there.
- What are you ringing the bell for? - ¡Ay!
Claire was furious. She said I betray her on every level.
I'm sorry if I offend you.
- Which civilization invent the alphabet? - I don't know.
who thrive on the danger of leading a double life.
Okay, Gloria, what scare you about riding a bike?
If you get scratch, the value goes down.
She would say, "That's how people grab you."
I was chasing that crazy maniac.
- We shoot 'em out. - No, don't you dare.
You're lucky no one's kick your butt yet. What about Thomas?
And I appreciate how hard you're trying not to roll your eyes right now.
I recognize your license plate.
Don't say another word. I bet I know exactly who you're thinking of.
On the weekend, I'm buying you a bike and I'm teach both of you.
We are catch that speeder.
There's no reason that thing should stay upright.
Well, you're all wrong, 'cause this is incredibly clear. And it's really important.
I'm going to the hot tub. If I stay here one more minute, my head is literally gonna explode.
Aside from you turning into a 16-year-old girl.
Besides, this neighborhood's getting a little crazy.
Slow down, jerk!
I saw him exactly one second before you. You know everything I know.
- Hey! - Wow. You worked late.
Actually, I think they meant "Slow down," talking to you.
- I don't know. It seems kind of cowardly. - Mm-mmm.
You wanna go inside and talk about this like two adults?
But she's moving soon, so what's the point?
- See you later.
- I know. It's true. It's true though.
- Realistic about the price. She wants to sell fast.
- We're gonna walk out of here together. - Mmm.
- They don't usually come on bikes this size. - Gloria!
Who else would I be with? This guy? I have no connection to this guy.
Anyway, he's a supe cool guy...
some lunatic driver in a crazy sports car...
He's been living in Lily's castle! Ouch!
- I got soaked! What are you doing? - Say it!
Well, it's embarrassing. Mom, you need a life.
- What, are you ashamed of us?
- Well, this is gonna make dinner really awkward. - There's no dinner.
- Looking foolish. - Okay.
- This is ridiculous. - I know. They're all over the neighborhood.
What are you gonna do? You leave it? That's rude.
Look straight ahead. Go, go, go. Pedal!
Perfect. Lily's asleep. Barry's meeting us in the hot tub.
Are you insane? Look at this place.
It's probably some bored housewife...
Yes. Brutal day. I just wanna sit.
I need somebody gentle, nurturing... like a woman.
Hey, Cam. Just getting rid of some negative energy.
I'm nervous, but I'm excited.