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00:22:59
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
Also, curry's a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know...
If by "holy smokes," you mean a derivative restatement of the stuff...
It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
If a photon is directed through a plane with two slit in it and either is observed...
...the fingerprint of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
And you were right about my motive.
It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.
It's a paradox.
...you might wanna skip the reference to bowel movements.
Until I fell in love with a jerk.
If a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either is observed...
In winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm...
...when she discovers your Luke Skywalker "no more tears" shampoo?
I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.
No, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak.
Two-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.
I've never renege on a proffer of sperm before.
...you can find scribble on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.
Oh, good. Then you won't be disappoint.
...and discovers that light behave like particles too.
You did not break up with Joyce Kim. She defect to North Korea.
If it's observe after it left the plane, before it hits its target...
Sheldon, I am so sorry I drag you through this.
Should we have invite her for lunch?
...at the time of your birth somehow affect your personality.
Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion...
...but we both know it exist in contradistinction...
...and discover that light behaves like particles too.
- We're home. - Oh, my God. What happen?
Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.
You just listen to what she says...
A beautiful woman stand naked in our shower.
My father broke his clavicle.
I just-- I can't believe I trust him.
...that might have someday led to sex.
Technically, that would be coitus interruptus.
Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.
However briefly.
...at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
- Well... - Just sit somewhere else.
SHELDON: And you're certainly not gonna win a Nobel Prize.
So, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
One day I'll win the Nobel Prize and then I'll die alone.
Oh, yes. I could have stayed behind to watch Wolowitz hit on Penny...
I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass.
Actually, that's my work.
One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabokov.
But then, along comes Albert Einstein...
In winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm...
It's currently orbiting Jupiter's largest moon...
...nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
No. We don't live together. I mean...
...it will not go through both. If unobserved, it will.
...but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.
That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop...
- You're lactose intolerant. - I don't eat it, I think it's a good idea.
It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, discouraging conversation...
One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabokov.
Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey...
...to the higher-level distal cause.
...we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
You wanna know the most pathetic part?
A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?
Not to mention imaginary.
If by "holy smokes," you mean a derivative restatement of the stuff...
No, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak.
This is really impressive.
...in Russian, Arabic and Farsi.
Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?
Yeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics...