Name: The Grasshopper Experiment
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) feeler

I've got some feeler out.
2) testicle

Can we please stop talking about my testicle?
3) mustache

The last girl my morn set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail.
4) morn

The last girl my morn set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail.
5) minivan

...and driving a minivan to peewee cricket matches in suburban New Delhi.
6) resemblance

The resemblance is remarkable.
7) aspiration

Might speak to a cultural aspiration to have one's children enter the medical profession.
8) monsoon

If you decide on a spring wedding, we can avoid monsoon season.
9) bartender

Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.
10) sweetie

Okay. Sweetie, I think that's the Grasshopper talking.
11) aisle

...that I'm not riding an elephant down the aisle with Lalita Gupta.
12) repetition

Oh, well, great. The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.
13) showdown

It's time for a showdown.
14) rum

That's rum and Coke without the rum.
15) blossom

I can practically smell the lotus blossom woven into your ebony hair.
16) wedge

A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
17) fairness

Dr. and Mrs. Koothrappali, in all fairness, it wasn't entirely Raj's fault.
18) proficiency

Oh, well, great. The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.

1) befriend

It's about an Indian princess who befriend a monkey...
2) weave

I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair.
3) swear

I swear to God, Sheldon, one day, I'm gonna get the hang of talking to you.
4) mock

...who was mock by the other monkeys because he was different.
5) smell

I imagine you smell very nice too.
6) screw

Oh, dear, I am rightly and truly screw.
7) relate

For some reason, I relate to it quite strongly.
8) approve

- But, Papa, I'm not supposed-- - Lalita's parents approve the match.
9) adopt

They just adopt the cutest little Punjabi baby.
10) suppose

Bartenders are suppose to have people skills.
11) bet

LEONARD: I bet you're right.
12) promise

If you're gonna drink on this date, just promise me you won't overdo it.
13) lecture

We ate, she lecture me on the link between gum disease and heart attacks...
14) imagine

I imagine you smell very nice too.
15) shower

I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can.
16) decide

If you decide on a spring wedding, we can avoid monsoon season.
17) lose

You have lost so much weight.
18) exist

Romantic love as the basis for marriage has only exist since the 19th century.

1) understandable

Understandable, but there's a universality to that story which transcends ethnicity.
2) luckily

Luckily for you. She could have you beheaded.
3) practically

I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair.
4) barely

How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye.
5) besides

And besides, he doesn't drink, so...
6) truly

Oh, dear, I am rightly and truly screwed.
7) extremely

Mm! Are you aware that dentists have an extremely high suicide rate?
8) exactly

That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Panchali in the book.
9) quite

Up until then, arranged marriages were the norm and it served society quite well.
10) actually

Actually, I read that it's one of the most popular programs in India.
11) kind

Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kind of slutty.
12) fine

I'd say he's doing fine. Look at her.
13) often

How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life'?
14) far

Their brain chemistry is far closer to ours.
15) else

I'm done. Anybody else?
16) ever

Ever since I was a little boy...
17) less

Do you have a drink that'll make him less obnoxious?
18) never

And now we'll never know.

1) vestigial

The last girl my morn set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail.
2) untouchable

The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable?
3) obnoxious

Do you have a drink that'll make him less obnoxious?
4) punjabi

They just adopted the cutest little Punjabi baby.
5) insulting

Don't be insulting, Rajesh.
6) fictional

How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life'?
7) ashamed

...and that roses were ashamed to bloom in the presence of her ruby lips.
8) misleading

The online description was completely misleading.
9) beloved

How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life'?
10) suburban

...and driving a minivan to peewee cricket matches in suburban New Delhi.
11) removable

They said eight slots plus removable ID.
12) rational

To any rational person, that would mean room for nine cards.
13) remarkable

The resemblance is remarkable.
14) drunk

What's he gonna do, stay drunk for the rest of his life?
15) romantic

Romantic love as the basis for marriage has only existed since the 19th century.
16) tall

A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
17) okay

- You should try it. - Oh, it's okay.
18) obvious

With certain obvious exceptions.

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