Name: The Luminous Fish Effect
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) serape

This is not a serape. This is a poncho.
2) mutilation

An impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation and--
3) sabbatical

I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
4) poncho

A serape is open at the sides, a poncho is closed. This is a poncho.
5) bobcat

He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice.
6) bagel

You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life.
7) putt

Oh, look, they built a new putt-putt course.
8) temper

- He gets his temper from his daddy. - Ah.
9) sweetheart

Sweetheart, your little friend is concerned about you.
10) robotic

A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotic has made an amazing leap.
11) bowel

...to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement."
12) menopause

- When did your mother go into menopause? - Okay.
13) grease

I've spent three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.
14) uranium

...and told him it's against the law to have yellow cake uranium in a shed.
15) reactor

...he built a small nuclear reactor in the shed...
16) breakthrough

Sounds like a breakthrough.
17) slice

Two singles. Like those individually wrapped slice of cheese that...
18) idiot

...when I called you an idiot.

1) shelve

...is they're shelve with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit.
2) elude

It involves a part of the human experience that has always elude me.
3) refrigerate

...knows to pick up their refrigerate foods on the way out.
4) scramble

Scrambled eggs are as good as they're ever going to be.
5) apologize

You know, I'm sure if you just apologize to Gablehauser he'd give your job back.
6) freak

Has Shelly ever freak out like this before?
7) dumb

...each one dumb down...
8) bless

Thankfully, he bless me with two other children...
9) align

Let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are align.
10) grab

So everybody grab a plate and a pretty placemat that Shelly wove.
11) pray

And we pray that you help Sheldon get back on his rocker.
12) distribute

Evenly distribute amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra-large and jumbo.
13) belong

You're a physicist. You belong at the university doing research, not in your room.
14) involve

- Or there are motion sensors involve. - No, I meant--
15) introduce

May I introduce my special lady friend, Summer.
16) solve

Problem solve.
17) insert

I read an article about scientists who insert DNA from luminous jellyfish...
18) lock

Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray.

1) intelligently

But intelligently designed by a creator, right?
2) thankfully

Thankfully, he blessed me with two other children...
3) technically

...is they're shelved with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit.
4) individually

Two singles. Like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that...
5) somehow

Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?
6) slow

Slow down. Slow down. Please, slow down.
7) certainly

And I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother.
8) particularly

This is a particularly disturbing one.
9) finally

I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of water molecules...
10) instead

...and instead have written books...
11) forward

I look forward to your work with bacon.
12) quite

I'm not quite sure.
13) thus

Thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.
14) ago

Yeah, that was three weeks ago.
15) ever

Anyway, it occurs to me, if I ever did perfect a time machine...
16) least

...and you're going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years.
17) once

He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice.
18) always

You know, I always say, "When one door closes, another one opens."

1) fissionable

Well, the only problem was, he had no, what you call, fissionable materials.
2) stubborn

Oh. Leonard, don't trouble yourself. He's stubborn.
3) mediocre

I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
4) luminous

I read an article about scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish...
5) plausible

A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap.
6) unfamiliar

...people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
7) feminine

I also have an idea for a bulk, mail-order feminine hygiene company.
8) jumbo

Evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra-large and jumbo.
9) disturbing

This is a particularly disturbing one.
10) ridiculous

This is ridiculous.
11) awful

Well, that looks awful fancy. What is that?
12) dumb

...who are dumb as soup.
13) upset

Hey, I just ran into Penny. She seemed upset about something.
14) bacterial

Yes, but anyone who knows anything about bacterial growth...
15) hawaiian

Only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language.
16) impressive

Really? That's impressive.
17) theoretical

Theoretical physicists do not get canned.
18) silent

Now, after a moment of silent meditation, I'm gonna end with "in Jesus' name"...

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