Name: Bah Humbug-atti
Released: 2018-04-26
Cast: Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner

Words to remember

Nouns

1) understeer

And more understeer, and there we are, ladies and gentlemen.
2) vindaloo

Now, that's not Vindaloo-hot, like a BMW M3.
3) scorcher

...Storage King's Darren banged in a scorcher of a qualifier.
4) whoosh

is the whoosh of the turbo-charging system.
5) fingernail

where they rip your fingernail out if you break the speed limit,
6) heliport

he'd still be sitting at the heliport in Saint-Tropez, saying,
7) supercar

a mid-engine supercar would be divine.
8) scribble

A challenging five-kilometre scribble of Tarmac,
9) haulage

Going to make his way towards Froughton Haulage,
10) crucible

through the crucible of motorsport.
11) boarder

OK, James. The boarder did it in five minutes and 16 seconds.
12) grunt

and enough grunt to make kilometres feel like inches.
13) kilometre

and enough grunt to make kilometre feel like inches.
14) entrant

"Each entrant from each firm does one timed lap.
15) foothill

had turned off the motorway and into the foothill of the Alps.
16) fag

I would hate to have been having a fag in that booth when they came past.
17) incompetence

from the wreckage of the car that you destroyed, with your incompetence,
18) paramedic

Well, it means the paramedic won't have to cut your clothes off you.
19) outskirts

I made it to the outskirts of Turin with 11 minutes to go.
20) gearbox

I have an eight-speed, semi-automatic gearbox,
21) bedside

This is on your bedside table.
22) mulberry

♪ Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the... ♪
23) bog

in the bog at a motorway service station.
24) nemesis

It's my nemesis coming up right here.
25) motorway

Despite being at the wheel of a motorway cruiser,
26) waiter

Call the waiter over. "Come here, my man. Ahem.
27) saucer

And you get a spare saucer, in case you break one.
28) brilliance

That was the brilliance of Concorde.

Verbs

1) immortalise

Now, there's a speed hump, and then the soon-to-be immortalise
2) grimace

What do you think of that? Why are you grimacing?
3) overdo

Because you always overdo it.
4) crucify

The cross is what he was crucified on. That's Easter.
5) scorch

As the regional manager scorch away,
6) invent

The car had barely been invent - that's what it is.
7) infect

Yeah, that's the bit where your lungs were infect.
8) haul

When I haul Brutus around, I have a big Dodge 3500.
9) accelerate

The Chiron accelerate from 0 to 186 miles an hour
10) emerge

Eventually, though, I emerge
11) scream

and I'm scream, "Get back, Brutus! Get back, Brutus!"
12) insure

You bought your girlfriend a Ferrari that only you were insure to drive.
13) unlock

This is the little keyless fob that locks and unlock it,
14) intend

What I intend to do is start down there and drive as fast as possible
15) retrieve

-Is it? -That has been retrieve
16) tackle

No, the Chiron, it tackle mountain roads
17) dare

I dare't watch. This is tight.
18) succeed

So, to find out if they've succeed, we need to do something sporty.
19) disable

Traction & Stability Control disable. That's all the nannies off.
20) survive

and that survive the fire.
21) fancy

but I fancy a bit of skiing.
22) admit

It's a bit bright, I admit, but...
23) destroy

from the wreckage of the car that you destroy, with your incompetence,
24) suspect

I suspect more...
25) shut

So... OK, it's now shut, yes?
26) arrive

Soon, Giovanni arrive at the boat with my car.
27) suppose

you were suppose to go and drive the Kia hatchback,
28) burn

It is bright. You've burn people's eyes out.

Adverbs

1) pathologically

I'm pathologically punctual.
2) unbelievably

That's unbelievably selfish. You should have done, really.
3) uphill

and drive uphill all the way to here, which is the finish line,
4) thankfully

Yes, thankfully!
5) downhill

and you're downhill all the way.
6) deliberately

Cos he's deliberately avoided the immigration authorities.
7) backwards

-Surprise your fridge? -You walk up to it backwards
8) technically

It was right at the edge of what was technically possible, but it felt normal.
9) aboard

I climbed aboard and set off.
10) nicely

And back on the Tarmac, where it's very slippery, but you've held that nicely.
11) appropriately

He's binned it at Bin Corner, appropriately enough.
12) specially

is specially modified skateboards,
13) barely

The car had barely been invented - that's what it is.
14) literally

Yeah. Knock yourself out. Not literally.
15) meanwhile

But meanwhile, I'd already placed an order for a second-hand Tesla.
16) loud

-Did you say that out loud? -Yeah, he did.
17) virtually

Virtually in reverse.
18) potentially

You would potentially face prosecution under Section 25,
19) basically

Cos the rule is, basically: don't crash.
20) obviously

There's a point where we cross over, obviously, so be careful.
21) definitely

-Yeah, definitely. -Because it very much has been a British
22) apart

And so, apart from getting stuck in the fridge...
23) carefully

and then, "Carefully perfected on 10th June 2017
24) eventually

Eventually, though, I emerged
25) properly

I've got you a properly brilliant present.
26) extremely

This is the Whitbread, extremely tight left-hander, and into Car Park A.
27) slow

Slow down... Blam! Oh, my God! Wham!
28) indeed

Very tidy indeed. Keeping it smooth.

Adjectives

1) 10th

and then, "Carefully perfected on 10th June 2017
2) furth

the furth you could ever travel in one day
3) overdone

Why do you always think I'll have overdone it?
4) deft

But it's not delicate or deft or dainty.
5) pretentious

-That's a fact. -That is pretentious twaddle.
6) bearded

And as for that bearded baboon in the middle,
7) cumbersome

Because it is. I'm not saying it's cumbersome.
8) frightened

You're frightened to death. Actually, that's not too bad. And onto the difficult bit.
9) vigorous

Vigorous, little two-litre engine.
10) festive

and nothing else festive at all...
11) unreasonable

But never mind the not unreasonable price.
12) sweeping

The Professor of Sweeping Statements!
13) evangelical

-There are three-- -How evangelical!
14) amazed

I'm amazed that was big enough for you, with your big pick-ups.
15) ridiculous

My wife said, "Don't be ridiculous.
16) unlawful

for assisting unlawful immigration to a member state.
17) sensible

Kia's first attempt to make a saloon car that's sporty, rather than sensible.
18) delicate

But it's not delicate or deft or dainty.
19) asleep

Right, I'm just setting it now. Now, pretend to be asleep.
20) relaxing

It's actually relaxing.
21) awful

-It was awful. -He bought us nothing.
22) disappointed

I can see why you were disappointed, Hammond.
23) adaptive

adaptive cruise control,
24) sudden

and then all of a sudden, he's ripping the couch up and eating the cushions,
25) remarkable

It is remarkable that, in this day and age,
26) rid

"I'm getting rid of the convertible and getting an electric car."
27) curious

James, I am very curious.
28) topless

topless swimsuits.

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