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The Grand Tour » Season 2 » Up, Down and Round the Farm
00:57:58
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
36
Plot summary
The presenters introduce some of the new cars for 2018 in Conversation Street. Hammond heads to Dubai to test a Sandrail dune buggy in the desert, followed by the Ripsaw "high-end luxury tank", visiting the Dubai Mall. May reviews the Volkswagen Up! GTI at the Eboladrome and in thick fog Eaton records a record slow time. Guests Bill Bailey and Dominic Cooper discuss their shared ownership of old French cars before racing each other in greasy/wet conditions with Cooper becoming the "fastest person who has a failed former career in a band". Clarkson creates a Ken Block-style "Farmkhana" film using an old Subaru Impreza WRX STi around Hare Farm, near Rye, with bullet time photography. Hammond and May show the audience that Clarkson's driving was mostly fake by sharing a "making-of" consisting of outtakes and behind-the-scenes footage featuring rally driver Mark Higgins, producer Phil Churchward, plus camera operator Ben Joiner breaking the fourth wall. Clarkson suggests that the whole thing is like sawing a woman in half during a magic show, and that really the audience don't want to know.
Nouns
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gatepost
Well, at least we don't have to reset the gatepost again.
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2)
fusspot
- You're such a fusspot. - Oil's come out of it.
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3)
understeer
Coming up to the final corner. Little bit of understeer,
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4)
tonn
Thankfully, because the Ripsaw weighs nearly four tonn,
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5)
supercar
That's supercar speeds - on sand!
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6)
underpants
He still wears socks down the front of his underpants to do the show.
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7)
speedometer
It has a speedometer you can see
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8)
gazelle
Suddenly, it's more gazelle than rhino.
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9)
upheaval
during the time of the greatest travel upheaval in recent memory.
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10)
growl
and it artificially pumps that growl into the cabin.
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11)
chum
"I hope you've got nanotubes, chum. You're going to get a kicking."
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12)
drone
(MIMICS ENGINE SPUTTERING) "The drone's coming!"
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13)
blurb
I've got a bit from their... from their blurb here.
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14)
rethink
they'll be having a serious rethink about the width of their parking spaces.
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15)
moron
It's when you said a moron, that's when it all clicked into place.
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16)
sprite
Oh, a Sprite, right, not a big Healey.
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17)
drawback
visibility isn't the Ripsaw's only drawback as a city car.
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18)
gearbox
and a Porsche gearbox, in fact.
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19)
bonnet
under the bonnet,
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20)
bog
So I'm going to come up this side of the bog and swing it round.
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21)
retina
They say the central command screen is "retina quality".
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22)
murderer
Please, don't... Don't clap. He's a murderer.
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23)
spaniel
It scampers around like a spaniel,
Verbs
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1)
defocus
Actually, if you defocus my camera
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2)
scamper
It scamper around like a spaniel,
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3)
depreciate
it wouldn't have depreciate that much.
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4)
erupt
...when it erupt and there was the big ash cloud, we were trapped.
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5)
hark
But even though the up! hark back to simpler times,
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6)
overtake
- Do you not feel an idiot when you overtake? - No, Hammond, it's got a 1.3!
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7)
specialise
who specialise in extreme off-road vehicles.
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8)
invent
Admittedly, they were invent in the USA.
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9)
spoil
And you told them, and now you've spoil everybody's year.
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10)
persuade
persuade by the people you were with that it was me.
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11)
wedge
- Properly wedge it in there. - Yeah.
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12)
smash
This is all smash to bits. This is wrong.
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13)
oppose
As oppose to what?
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14)
shout
- DOMINIC: Blaming the car. - JEREMY: Cars respond when you shout at them.
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15)
borrow
and, for when your 17-year-old borrow it,
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16)
insure
and I don't know why or how I had the nerve. I wasn't insure.
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17)
bother
Not bother about that 1400 horsepower thing, but "that".
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18)
bless
"Hashtag bless".
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19)
remind
Ooh, that remind me. I need to get cat food.
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20)
pierce
so presumably it will have pierce door mirrors.
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21)
dare
Not a 3000. It's tiny. I don't know how I dare drive it.
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acknowledge
the standard Ripsaw is acknowledge as the fastest tracked vehicle ever built.
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23)
trap
and it looks like we've all trap our hand in a door.
Adverbs
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reassuringly
They should say, "Bentley. Don't worry, it's reassuringly German".
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artificially
and it artificially pumps that growl into the cabin.
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3)
admittedly
Admittedly, they were invented in the USA.
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4)
thankfully
Thankfully, because the Ripsaw weighs nearly four tonnes,
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5)
genuinely
cos of the noise it makes. It's genuinely embarrassing.
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inevitably
you're inevitably going to hit some sheep.
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7)
presumably
so presumably it will have pierced door mirrors.
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8)
backwards
Yeah, the gear's all backwards isn't it?
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9)
sadly
Sadly they don't make 'em like that any more.
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10)
nicely
JEREMY: Holding it nicely together... into Difficult Bit One.
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11)
incredibly
And they run them on these incredibly aggressive
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12)
precisely
Precisely. That's what you want to hear, actually.
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13)
barely
But if you... You can barely see that.
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14)
literally
And in this show, we have literally everything
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15)
instantly
Killed instantly."
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16)
perfectly
travelling at 60mph perfectly happily.
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damn
That's damn near vertical.
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18)
basically
It's basically an even more powerful version of the Hellcat
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19)
somewhere
And I left it parked up somewhere and I forgot my key.
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20)
apparently
which are apparently better, and a motor in each wheel.
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21)
definitely
it's definitely at its happiest...
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22)
unfortunately
Unfortunately, I couldn't find the pet shop
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23)
eventually
Eventually, you got a lap put together.
Adjectives
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growly
And it makes a fantastic growly noise.
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2)
unpronounceable
with the unpronounceable name,
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3)
supe
it has supe capacitors instead of batteries,
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4)
wanton
What it is is wanton cruelty on your part.
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5)
pretentious
You just need a pretentious opening with some smoke
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6)
supercharged
With that supercharged V8 you feel like such an idiot when you overtake
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7)
unedited
Would anybody like to see the unedited footage of how he did that?
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8)
blurry
It'll be sort of slightly blurry and a bit bloodshot round the edges.
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9)
bloated
the other is a bit too bloated
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10)
uncanny
In fact, the similarities are uncanny.
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11)
logistical
So we were all discussing, it was quite a logistical and quite problematic thing.
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12)
depressing
Oh, so depressing!
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embarrassing
cos of the noise it makes. It's genuinely embarrassing.
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14)
vain
and the drummer was quite a vain man,
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15)
sweeping
Well, that's a bit of a sweeping statement, isn't it?
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16)
rubbish
It isn't rubbish. The ladies and gentlemen were enjoying it. Were you enjoying that?
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theatrical
I was with a couple of theatrical and film people.
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inevitable
It's inevitable and it always happens.
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satisfying
It's very satisfying.
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insane
That's insane!
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definitive
there is no definitive price list.
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shallow
I think I know what the problem is. My angle's too shallow.
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modest
and the up! GTI has a similarly modest 113,
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