Name: A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

Words to remember

Nouns

1) nougat

Now, a cousin to caramel is nougat, which essentially is--
2) baloney

Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney!
3) chump

Watch as a non-chump chump these chump.
4) ravings

Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools.
5) butterscotch

and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you're wrong!
6) nightstand

I don't know. Just leave your eggs on the nightstand and get out of there.
7) stepmother

I do not need a sex talk from my stepmother.
8) testicle

Are you trying to say testicle?
9) meow

Me? Ow. Meow. That's what cats say, right?
10) likeness

Nice likeness. Competent latticework.
11) bridesmaid

Who needs a mother when you've got bridesmaid?
12) peppermint

[Elfo] It's like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses.
13) caramel

[Elfo] Caramel can be a coating, a filling, or a candy unto itself.
14) dope

but if I talk with confidence, you dope will believe anything I say.
15) riches

Before today, we had neither riches nor magic.
16) tummy

[Superviso] Elfo! Kissy! No tummy touching!
17) crusade

Please, let me go on a crusade!
18) veil

Great. I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I'm a virgin?
19) footprint

[Pendergast] The footprint stop dead right here.
20) vinegar

Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools.
21) loser

Ghosts are loser that got murdered.
22) groom

groom-to-be, Prince Guysbert of Bentwood.
23) cheek

Don't worry. We'll make your cheek look nice and rosy.

Verbs

1) foretell

Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.
2) starve

Man, I'm starving.
3) seize

A shiny gold Zog to whoever seize the elf.
4) chop

Anybody looks at her, they get their head chop off.
5) plague

I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind,
6) beg

I beg you, sir. We are far too humble to receive praise.
7) forgive

All will be forgive as long as you obey the Jolly Code.
8) revise

I think you'll be very pleased with the revise cake, Your Highness.
9) curse

you are hereby curse from the deepest depths of the underworld!
10) warn

[elf king] Elfo, I warn thee.
11) chill

Keep the champagne chill.
12) deserve

I can't help it. You deserve praise.
13) smell

and your hair smell like butterscotch, but you're wrong!
14) mess

-This wedding is all mess up. -We've got to save the alliance.
15) grab

I should've grab one of those gumdrops when they were hanging me.
16) hang

How's it hang, Princess?
17) arrive

Silence! The delegation from Bentwood arrive any moment.
18) suppose

I'm suppose to be surrounded by people I like.
19) murder

Ghosts are losers that got murder.
20) mention

I mention because it was difficult for me with the tentacles.
21) push

See? It push all the mincemeat to the top of the pie.
22) decide

we've decide the princess can still marry.
23) suck

This suck. How much further?

Adverbs

1) adorably

♪ Listen to us whistle adorably ♪
2) uncontrollably

♪ We drink all night, uncontrollably ♪
3) structurally

Moving down, sugar columns seem structurally sound.
4) incredibly

-It's so incredibly good! -Now you've praised us too far.
5) hereby

you are hereby cursed from the deepest depths of the underworld!
6) essentially

Now, a cousin to caramel is nougat, which essentially is--
7) somewhere

I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable.
8) obviously

to have my mom back, obviously,
9) forever

Yeah, look, you're stuck with me forever, so just take a deep breath and--
10) twice

I had the dogs lick me clean twice.
11) truly

You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy?
12) exactly

How long is this gonna last? [shudders] I'm not exactly comfortable in a church.
13) alone

Ooh! And make Elfo die alone.
14) finally

Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings--
15) almost

Then today, for one blessed second, we almost had both.
16) actually

I'm actually hoping for death. Thanks, though.
17) kind

It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you're kind of slowing us down.
18) though

I'm actually hoping for death. Thanks, though.
19) far

Run, Elfo! Run far away!
20) fast

Not so fast.
21) together

Let's make a future together.
22) ever

You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy?
23) sure

Sure I can.

Adjectives

1) wedded

take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
2) flavorful

Our food is not flavorful,
3) demonic

And so the demonic binding begins.
4) miserable

I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable.
5) wee

Oh, I'll get you, wee elf!
6) beloved

Dearly beloved, as we stand here in this overly large building,
7) inadequate

designed to make us feel small and inadequate,
8) blessed

Then today, for one blessed second, we almost had both.
9) invisible

we ask the invisible God we think is up there,
10) sudden

and all of a sudden, she gave me a right hook,
11) fabulous

of a fabulous faraway kingdom. [sniffles]
12) delicious

This is delicious!
13) slight

[Elfo] But it's like you do the slight thing here,
14) calm

For the first time in my life, I feel completely calm and--
15) rid

Make them both look like me. Then, get rid of one!
16) drunk

Now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk.
17) weird

A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me.
18) sad

You're so sad. You're a sad little elf!
19) pleased

I think you'll be very pleased with the revised cake, Your Highness.
20) stupid

All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance?
21) alive

Uh, I think I'm still alive. No, wait. Nevermind.
22) capable

or It is even capable of things like watching over us...
23) proud

Now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk.

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