Name: The Princess of Darkness
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

1) shenanigan

[sighs] Well, I got into some shenanigan in my day,
2) lodestone

This powerful lodestone
3) decorum

The sheer defiance of reason and decorum
4) stepmother

Stealing from my stepmother's purse.
5) tingle

Is that like a jolly trolley or a fun run or a tingle mingle?
6) sobriety

Allow this girl to resume her humble life of obedience and sobriety and chastity.
7) caper

A real legendary caper. We could use your help.
8) exorcist

So where does that exorcist keep the demons after he removes them?
9) dandelion

[chuckles] You put a dandelion in the daisy basket.
10) exorcism

An exorcism, huh? [groans] I don't like the sound of that.
11) dissection

Make yourself comfortable on the dissection table.
12) swarm

It was so nice of that swarm of crabs to drag me ashore.
13) booze

So I turned to booze, drugs and my evil little friend.
14) sweetie

You'll be fine, sweetie. Strap her down.
15) gutter

Word 'round the gutter is you're a right proper villain.
16) burglary

Come on! This is a burglary, not a family reunion.
17) reptile

Huh. He thinks I am reptile?
18) bum

Daddy Elfo, um, slapped me on the bum-bum.

1) desecrate

That don't exactly explain why she desecrate sacred remains.
2) heist

So, uh, what exactly are we heist?
3) dedicate

I dedicate this next song to the memory of Bean.
4) creep

But I must warn you. He creep even me out.
5) slap

Daddy Elfo, um, slap me on the bum-bum.
6) admire

I want to be bad. I always admire Bad Elfo.
7) shave

But then I shave my head like a true artist.
8) rewrite

Civilizations were decimated. History rewritten. Maps redrawn.
9) threaten

'Course, I'm not threaten by that. Women gotta support women.
10) swear

His people are the sworn enemies of demons.
11) mock

and mock me ruthlessly.
12) sweep

Okay, the trick to not getting swept over the waterfall is swimming upstream.
13) curse

Cursed are those who consort with demons.
14) educate

According to the holy books, your first mistake was educating her.
15) possess

That Bean is possess by a demon!
16) flush

as I flush out your demon.
17) intend

-At least, I intend to. -[woman gasps]
18) steal

Oh, he means that we steal it and that it's a bad idea.

1) ashore

It was so nice of that swarm of crabs to drag me ashore.
2) upstream

Okay, the trick to not getting swept over the waterfall is swimming upstream.
3) loud

Let's do it, but don't say it out loud again.
4) damn

Whoa. That looks damn delicious. What the hell is it?
5) obviously

Obviously stolen belt. Nondescript torso.
6) successfully

is successfully corrupting Tiabeanie's mind and soul.
7) normally

I'm normally a nice person.
8) indeed

Indeed. We scholars like to think science has all the answers,
9) exactly

It's exactly who you are.
10) sometimes

Sometimes he just stares at it longingly while he drinks vodka sodas.
11) actually

Actually, "well" is a bit of an overstatement.
12) soon

I will soon have the demon out of your body.
13) together

Luci, thought I pushed you-- We're together again.
14) else

Go ruin someone else's life.
15) ever

I don't want this night to ever end.
16) least

-At least, I intend to. -[woman gasps]
17) once

[stammers] I only got in trouble once, and, uh,
18) always

I want to be bad. I always admired Bad Elfo.

1) unprovable

but in the end, it's just a bunch of unprovable nonsense.
2) nondescript

Obviously stolen belt. Nondescript torso.
3) accursed

Oh, no. It's that accursed weirdo.
4) demonic

Cough it out like a demonic loogie.
5) prized

It's like my dad's prized possession.
6) vile

grant me the power to expel this vile spirit.
7) rampant

if you consider death, disease and rampant poverty acceptable.
8) acquainted

I am acquainted with the world's foremost exorcist.
9) ignorant

Hoodlums? Bad friend? Ignorant elf?
10) foremost

I am acquainted with the world's foremost exorcist.
11) amazed

You'll be amazed how much fun I am on my own.
12) sour

Yeah, I heard it was sour. I don't care for sour stuff.
13) asleep

Okay, Big Jo, she's asleep in the bed chamber.
14) insane

You know, if you don't sleep for 72 hours, you become clinically insane.
15) unfair

This is, like, so unfair.
16) delicious

Whoa. That looks damn delicious. What the hell is it?
17) rid

[sighs] So typical of my family to get rid of my friends like this.
18) sacred

That don't exactly explain why she desecrated sacred remains.

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