Name: For Whom the Pig Oinks
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

1) rigmarole

Enough rigmarole. Bring in the blushing groom.
2) snout

Shut your snout, you dumb pigs, or I'm gonna... Oh, wait.
3) lordship

to regrow his Lordship's once-lavish hair.
4) chowder

Chowder? It doesn't always have to be nautical references with me.
5) candlestick

Candlestick in the conservatory? Candlestick in the face?
6) optimist

I'm an optimist. I say the flask is half-full.
7) knuckle

Oh, yeah? My knuckle'll make an alliance with your pig-fathering face!
8) forearm

On the forearm, for whatever reason?
9) ogre

Leaving when the ogre looked away was an excellent strategy.
10) vigor

I've never felt such vigor.
11) flask

If this flask isn't filled with elf blood by morning,
12) sweetie

First of all, sweetie, shut up.
13) murderer

No! You're not a murderer, Bean! Well, I mean, you did kill that one guy.
14) barge

They call it a party barge,
15) scalp

I shall apply a small measure to the scalp
16) mermaid

Now we hope Merkimer's a big enough idiot to fall for this mermaid plan.
17) dread

It's a ship of war, flying the dread flag of the Borcs!
18) tad

I'm feeling a tad nervous, my tiny friend.

1) heave

Oh. How my Charlie sparkled this morning when they heave him into the burial pit.
2) lurk

For there lurk the twin shores of Mermaid Island and Walrus Island.
3) sprout

But, ho! Some hair has sprout in his ear.
4) lash

Everyone line up single file to get lash to the masts.
5) tickle

[chuckles] Something tickle. Is there a mosquito on my leg?
6) poke

Speaking of things getting poke, we've got a wedding to plan.
7) rig

You rig it so he'll break free and leap overboard, rig?
8) insist

That's why I insist you have a bachelor party.
9) rub

What if I rub a sick chicken all over his face and hope for the best?
10) elf

Haha! Here it is. Legend has it that elf blood contains
11) tucker

Perhaps it could perk up my poor, tucker dong.
12) steal

That time I stole a baby walrus. You guys were there.
13) smell

Me smell fear.
14) screw

Didn't you always want a husband that screw 30 walruses?
15) extract

Behold, sire, as I extract a small quantity of blood.
16) shut

First of all, sweetie, shut up.
17) arrive

The Bozak wedding delegation never arrive.
18) suppose

Yes, well, I suppose the life-giving magic may take a while.

1) overboard

God forbid you lose control and jump overboard.
2) ashore

No wonder all those presents have been washing ashore.
3) responsibly

So drink responsibly!
4) enormously

The essence is that there is enormously potent magic in elves' blood.
5) intensely

I know it really, really intensely,
6) aboard

Not one mention of your fuzzy muzzles. Climb aboard.
7) sexually

Those mermaids worked me over pretty hard, sexually.
8) somehow

Somehow, I don't think my portrait's gonna be nearly as happy.
9) furthermore

-[crowd clamoring] -[Zog] And furthermore!
10) definitely

But yes, definitely.
11) apart

The barge is falling apart!
12) forever

You just want your stupid Elixir of Life so you can be immortal and rule forever.
13) absolutely

as long as everyone remains absolutely silent.
14) nearly

Somehow, I don't think my portrait's gonna be nearly as happy.
15) perhaps

Perhaps if I had more to work with...
16) finally

Might we finally create the Elixir of Life?
17) actually

And we only lost one man. That's actually not bad.
18) along

I'm so glad you're coming along, Bean.

1) cruddy

No! Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean.
2) soggy

All aboard the party barge! I hope you like fun and soggy pretzels.
3) incessant

No, it was me with my incessant do it, do it, do it, do its.
4) treacherous

We be sailing now into treacherous waters.
5) unnoticed

Don't panic. We can slip away unnoticed
6) restorative

But these new tests shall reveal its restorative powers.
7) irresistible

All hands, brace fer mermaids! And their irresistible song.
8) insensitive

I don't mean to be insensitive about your dead whatever.
9) cursed

This whole cursed wedding is canceled.
10) eminent

Excellent. I've asked the eminent Lord Lingonberry
11) immortal

You just want your stupid Elixir of Life so you can be immortal and rule forever.
12) intriguing

Intriguing. But don't mermaids use their mesmo-songs
13) potent

The essence is that there is enormously potent magic in elves' blood.
14) optimistic

I'm feeling optimistic.
15) exquisite

Dear God, you've mangled my exquisite face!
16) delicate

A delicate flower like yourself has no place aboard--
17) cruel

God, you're selfish and cruel.
18) inadequate

Clearly, the volume of blood was inadequate.

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