New here? Create a new Account
Move to the previous cue
Move to the next cue
Increase size of captions
Decrease size of captions
Translate current cue
00:21:56
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1216
- You mean the spitter? - Come on. He wasn't that bad.
- You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.
You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you.
"When I think of the love that these two giver and receivers share...
- Your dad doesn't like prank. - "Your dad doesn't like prank."
...and in control of his saliva.
Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries.
I don't want to be saying my vow with the mental image of you and Monica.
...then you're in the bathtub and she's feeding you strawberries?
Thanks, sweetheart.
Oh, ooh. Can you imagine if I had sent that hooker up, like I was gonna?
Easy for you to say, you'd be wearing a veil.
Where are the condom?
We talked and Monica made me see that I overreact a little bit.
...and you blacken the edge, right?
Anyone can be ordain on the Internet and perform weddings and stuff.
It bode well for me that speed impresses you.
It bodes well for me that speed impress you.
Well, I think it's safe to say our friendship is effectively ruin.
It'll be me. And I swear, I'll do a really good job.
We're getting "married" married, not "6th-grade" married.
You wanted to sleep with Batman and settle for Robin.
"We are gather here today on this joyous occasion...
The line that prompt a student in my last class of the day to say:
Uh, okay. Maybe I'll talk about London. You know, when you two hook up.
You know what, I had two sisters and we just torture each other.
No! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey wasn't there?
- I was barefoot. - Oh.
...is it won't be some stranger who barely knows you.
Does calling it not mean anything anymore?
...so the pee goes everywhere.
You guys, hold it. Seriously...
Everything worked out okay.
And you just know it's gonna last forever.
Well, I think it's safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined.
- Eh, we weren't that close anyway. - Eh.
Yeah, totally meant to be.
- Oh, yeah. Go ahead. - Okay, uh, before we do...
Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
"We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion...
I wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex.
I was really depressed, okay? And really drunk.
Fried stuff with cheese.
So, uh, you're not still upset about what that guy told you, are you?
...and they're all either boring or annoying...
...and they're all either boring or annoying...
The, uh, dean's office called and said there was an urgent meeting.
We're having a legitimate clergy member.
I'm an actor, so I won't get nervous in front of people.
How drunk are you?
Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty.
- You know what's weird? - What?