Name: The One with Chandler's Dad
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) tress

Can we have our drinks, please? Uh, waiter? ...tress?
2) headdress

Dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit...
3) lumberjack

He looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacies.
4) masculinity

Only a man completely secure with his masculinity...
5) manhood

Not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything, but, uh...
6) ovation

Look, a standing ovation already. So early in the show.
7) beehive

- She's checking out your beehive. - What?
8) announcer

ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Ladies and gentlemen...
9) suitcase

- What's this? - Your suitcase. We're going to Vegas.
10) policeman

It's weird. I had a dream last night that I was stopped by a policeman.
11) waiter

Can we have our drinks, please? Uh, waiter? ...tress?
12) windshield

- What do you think you're doing? - Just washing the windshield.
13) veil

As long as he's not wearing a white dress and a veil, I don't care.

1) goof

We were goof around, and I dared him to try them on.
2) embarrass

I know your dad embarrass you.
3) smash

And things aren't as smash down as I thought they would be.
4) freak

If you're so freak out, get in the car.
5) lean

You know how, uh, when you're wearing pants and you lean forward...
6) wax

You'd think I was having my legs wax or something.
7) dare

We were goofing around, and I dare him to try them on.
8) renew

I have got to get my license renew.
9) arrest

I'm sure we won't get arrest for this.
10) engage

Actually, Monica and I are engage.
11) hang

I hang out with you guys and he...
12) wash

- What do you think you're doing? - Just wash the windshield.
13) slip

Maybe he saw your hands slip briefly from the 10 and 2:00 position.

1) terribly

You must have had terribly fascinating parents.
2) fortunately

Fortunately...
3) briefly

Maybe he saw your hands slip briefly from the 10 and 2:00 position.
4) anymore

Now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.
5) correctly

If I remember correctly, there's a comb on the floor of the bathroom.
6) absolutely

- Can I see your license, please? - Oh, yes, absolutely.
7) completely

Only a man completely secure with his masculinity...
8) pretty

That's a pretty great dad.
9) maybe

Oh, right. Um, maybe that's because I didn't send him an invitation.
10) forward

You know how, uh, when you're wearing pants and you lean forward...
11) probably

Well, I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.
12) actually

Jake says that women's underwear is actually more comfortable.
13) kind

- I'm wearing his briefs right now. - That's kind of hot.

1) backless

...when the groom's father's wearing a backless dress.
2) incomparable

...please welcome the incomparable Helena Handbasket.
3) brisk

Whew, that was a brisk ride.
4) irresponsible

You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
5) embarrassed

All kids are embarrassed by their parents.
6) insecure

Not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything, but, uh...
7) witty

I feel pretty and witty and
8) tense

You're so tense. You just gotta relax, okay?
9) misty

Oh, I'm getting all misty here. Ha!
10) fond

I'm not very fond of New York.
11) skinny

You're skinny, wearing Speedos your mom promised you'd grow into.
12) fascinating

You must have had terribly fascinating parents.
13) bald

So you're bald.

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