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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard.
- What did you say? - Um, I said that you were a good kisser...
Absolutely, you know? Because "tushy" can mean both ass...
Out-of-towner, huh? Heh. What did you tell them?
Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair.
There's, uh, let's see, the guy with the mustache...
It was pink and it had rainbow-colored tassel hanging off the handle grips...
Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a huge chunk of it.
And your future at the company would be in jeopardy.
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever. I don't know.
Oh, hello, liar.
...and a bell, and this big, white wicker basket...
Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a huge chunk of it.
Now, while I distract her, you go in the office.
Forget it. All of you, forget it. You've ruin it.
- No. - You swear?
Mine stole my newspaper.
I don't need nobody mess with the system.
You're the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them.
It's just... It took me so long to get that desk organize.
...and I got on it and... it bent. - Yeah.
When I heard the story, I almost cried.
This is why I told you never get involve with your assistant.
Someone slip a threatening note under the door.
...smoke-a-lot lady, some kids I've seen...
My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.
And I'm kind of strangely proud of my butt.
Well, uh, take it downstairs.
GARY: My name's Gary. I live upstairs.
You're looking at it upside down... You know what? It doesn't matter.
You're the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them.
Absolutely, you know? Because "tushy" can mean both ass...
The basket is totally empty. My God, the neighbors ate all the candy.
See, this is exactly why I'm making this candy.
Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair.
Maybe it's not as bad as I think. Maybe they didn't take it the way I meant it.
No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth.
When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Uh, actually, I'd like to speak to both of you.
Don't be so corny, Ross. It's not an After School Special.
...and, uh, that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy.
And then a small pornographic sketch.
And then, uh... And then I drew a little smiley face.
It's kind of a risky joke, Tag.
Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable.
...and the red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty.
- I just thought you were doing so well. - I am shocked. Shocked.
That is so unfair.
Someone slipped a threatening note under the door.
Don't worry, I'm brave. I am brave. I... I am brave.
I'm fine now, but it was really scary there for a while.
Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then.