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00:20:14
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
95
You know that long line of trembling peon that are so afraid of you?
you didn't stumble across your own testicle, did you?
When a patient dies, it's not uncommon to take them to the morgue,
That way, if I want it back, I point you at a beaker and squeeze really hard.
It's not any of my business, but I think I know whose whiz that is.
Excuse me for a second, fella. I'm gonna go tell that girl my name's Beer.
He needs a lumbar puncture
Is it me or do those two seem less awkward around each other?
Like if that guy's spleen ruptured, I would just go over and fix him.
- Probably cleans up the seal poop. - There he is.
about why she shouldn't have to spend her golden years in a bunk bed.
Sweetheart, I think you're confusing "interesting" with "boring."
exactly how you're gonna attach that veil onto baldy's head,
That was the hottest slap I've ever gotten.
I found out my favourite chips cause anal leakage and...
if you could peek in and give him the old lookie-Ioo, wouldn't it?
but I give this guy two weeks, three if you are just terrific in the sack.
so I decided to throw him Mr Quinn's chart with a little extra mustard sauce.
Listen, Hilton sisters, Mr Quinn in 206 still has a severely shatter clavicle
Like if that guy's spleen rupture, I would just go over and fix him.
Me too. I'm totally bum out, all right?
It makes you look like a prostitute who cater exclusively to clowns.
That way, if I want it back, I point you at a beaker and squeeze really hard.
I wanted to let Turk know how I felt about how he behave,
That's why I pretend to have a cold when Carla's aunt comes to town.
I've never been so crush in my entire life.
I should have warn you that they make the hottest coffee in town.
Right. When you slice me up, make sure you don't mess up my tat.
and I found the torn-off urine label.
The reminiscing, the way your breath always smell of curry.
and then out of nowhere you dump me for your job.
You're forcing me to say what I pray I'd never have to say again to a woman.
Listen, Stretch, if you know who this belong to, I'd fess up right now.
Since I got engage, he's crazier than my fianc?e.
- You invite the Todd? - Dude, we left at the same time.
I officially don't care anymore who pee in this jar.
Listen, Hilton sisters, Mr Quinn in 206 still has a severely shattered clavicle
and then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job.
It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
Unfortunately, sometimes you're beaten to the punch.
exactly how you're gonna attach that veil onto baldy's head,
Unfortunately, sometimes you're beaten to the punch.
I bet deep down inside you're a little racist.
You can hardly notice it. It's actually kind of pretty.
I kind of already have plans tonight. This girl Betty from work.
They rock. Book 'em now, thank me later.
you'd be at least half as interested in urine as I am.
What really freaks me out, though,
Last time we were together everything was going great
Now, either do the job we pay you for or I'll find someone else who will.
That was the hottest slap I've ever gotten.
but at least with Sean it's entertaining.
- My fianc?, Tracy, would kill me. - I had a tattoo once.
We've always been known as Turk and J.D.
When a patient dies, it's not uncommon to take them to the morgue,
Never underestimate just exactly how uncomfortable this makes him.
You know those lame-ass couples
I love 'em. They're called the Loving-Touching-Squeezings.
that get engaged but they never actually get married,
You're gonna be very pleased with the next 23 songs.
In med school everyone was like, "When are Turk and J.D. Getting here?"
I found out my favourite chips cause anal leakage and...
No, I have not. By the way, I know an amazing Journey cover band.
Someone's got a secret admirer.
Mental five.
What's interesting is the name's been ripped off.
because around here you get your fair share of disappointment.
you'd be at least half as interested in urine as I am.
I thought we were gonna reminisce, get a little deep.
an Indian girl slept with him cos she thought his name was Andjaydee.
gosh, I was hoping that if you two hens have an extra moment
I found out my favourite chips cause anal leakage and...