Name: My Brother, Where Art Thou?
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) flapjack

- How are your chocolate chip flapjack? - Good.
2) gomer

The nursing home unload this gomer on us because they can't treat him.
3) popsicle

Don't put your skivvies in the freezer. My Popsicles taste like fabric softener.
4) doorbell

Once Dad left and Mom started marrying everyone that rang the doorbell,
5) audacity

- The audacity. - I know. But this is gonna be great.
6) blackmail

- I'll have to resort to blackmail. - How we gonna blackmail Kelso?
7) decency

An old person that takes up a room and doesn't have the common decency to die.
8) sweetie

Hi, sweetie. Are you naked?
9) nephew

Surprising how Turk's 11 -year-old nephew sounds like him,
10) peck

what did Peter Piper pick a peck of?
11) cracker

Sharon called me a cracker.
12) mister

by gum, mister, you had better be by the phone, cos I might give you a jingle.
13) rum

but if I ever do need to find out how to make a top-notch rum and coke,
14) moonlight

The place where I moonlight pays pretty well. I can call them.
15) dementia

It's harder if your patient has dementia and can only say one word.
16) bastard

and robbing the bastard blind, they bounce him back to us.
17) loser

To a total loser. This guy's making me move out of Mom's attic.
18) addict

I've got a drug addict who'll say things will be different,

1) idolise

You love it that these kids idolise you. Johnny does.
2) reopen

I had reopen a door that I had successfully closed years ago.
3) bum

I'm bum out about Elliot. I just needed someone to talk to.
4) staple

I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
5) swear

Kids of divorce swear they have the market cornered on family dysfunction.
6) mock

Newbie. Did I just walk in on you mock an innocent patient?
7) pretend

Whenever there's an argument in my family, we pretend nothing happened.
8) suspend

Dr Brogan will be suspend without pay for one week,
9) whip

- More whip cream, Christopher? - Bring it.
10) breathe

I can hear you there breathing.
11) bounce

and robbing the bastards blind, they bounce him back to us.
12) hang

Ever. But he hang on your every word.
13) solve

unlike Mom and Dad, who solve things with sex.
14) burn

which got burn when instead of turning the oven off,
15) tend

- What do you do? - I tend bar.
16) taste

Don't put your skivvies in the freezer. My Popsicles taste like fabric softener.
17) suck

You all suck.
18) respond

and you respond by drinking my Baileys Irish Cream

1) nicely

Because you're my brother, I'm gonna put this nicely. Leave me alone.
2) somehow

Yet somehow you've found a way to beat that out of him.
3) formerly

My militant brother Jabari, formerly Bob,
4) definitely

- It's definitely not my little brother. - You know what?
5) successfully

I had reopened a door that I had successfully closed years ago.
6) twice

My wedding's costing twice as much as I thought, and I need the cash.
7) absolutely

Never, not in a million years, absolutely not,
8) nearly

Johnny, I know I don't say this nearly enough, but...
9) exactly

This is just exactly what's wrong with the whole system.
10) alone

Because you're my brother, I'm gonna put this nicely. Leave me alone.
11) otherwise

Make sure you're dry, otherwise you get a "tongue on the flagpole" situation.
12) instead

Instead, why don't you just get the hell out of my life?
13) actually

I'm worried, cos I think this marriage might actually stick,
14) soon

- So much so that I have to go. - All right, buddy. I'll see you soon.
15) enough

Johnny, I know I don't say this nearly enough, but...
16) later

I don't care how close you are. I'll call you later.
17) together

I've gotta scrape some cash together to see Sean.
18) else

I'm in love with a girl who's in love with someone else

1) understaffed

Even though we're understaffed and underpaid,
2) pickled

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
3) rambling

and not in any kind of crazy or rambling sort of way,
4) embarrassed

You don't need to be embarrassed. It happens all the time.
5) militant

My militant brother Jabari, formerly Bob,
6) bipolar

my bipolar Aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it.
7) rude

That's just rude is what that is.
8) innocent

Newbie. Did I just walk in on you mocking an innocent patient?
9) liable

then my hospital would be liable.
10) tough

I'm a big fan of the tough-guy act, but let me tell you what I really think.
11) blind

and robbing the bastards blind, they bounce him back to us.
12) med

Like when I came down to see you guys in med school.
13) favourite

What brings Dr Dorian's favourite gomer back to the hospital?
14) sharp

I think he's got something stuck behind his big sharp tooth.
15) secret

Relax. I have a secret weapon.
16) sweet

Sweet kid. Smart kid. Becoming a doctor, this is all he ever wanted.
17) smart

Just animals? Please, this dog is smart than most people.
18) heavy

I heard there's a bed in the on-call room. Ever get hot and heavy in there?

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