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00:25:46
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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There's a certain time every morning, after the bedpan have been emptied,
Dude, we're going to the caff so I can tell all the boys
Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat.
A penny and 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection,
Howdy, fella. Don't you dare get up. I don't wanna see any broken hips.
It's always awkward when you run into an ex.
"I'm not in right now, but at the beep leave your name and your penis size."
Snip my pickle and call me Shlomo.
A penny and 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection,
I'm not angry. Die. Rot in hell.
Green scrub. I'm covering for one of the surgical nurses.
I make Turk wax his chest so he doesn't give me a rash.
I'd be disturbed, because Betty is a harp seal.
- You're a jerk. - You're a jerk.
Sean moves away and I don't even have the gut to tell him how I feel.
I catch up on paperwork, I look after patients.
You really turned it up a notch in surgery yesterday.
I make Dr Cox's rant work for me.
Plus, you embarrass me in front of my co-workers.
I'd be disturb, because Betty is a harp seal.
In high school, this girlfriend annoy the crap out of me,
It's just that it looks so painful and possibly infect, I must flick it.
because I was so amazing yesterday, and I realise you're the reason why.
I like to think I've accomplish plenty of things more difficult than this.
This only happened because my hair-met got stolen at your stupid suck-up fest.
He didn't apologise, so back the hell off. He mess up and I'm the one...
Two guys destroy your bike with a crowbar and a bat.
that a calm wash over the place and you can't help but feel peaceful.
- We solve your dumb game. - We been to the libary.
- You lie to me. - No. It's a riddle.
- So just promise me. - Fine. No help.
These? I thought Elliot would be sad with you guys split up,
I catch up on paperwork, I look after patients.
I had decide to take the high road.
it's still so easy to get lost in your own thoughts.
This only happen because my hair-met got stolen at your stupid suck-up fest.
Relationships can be tricky, especially the ones that have barely begun.
Just yesterday morning, I somehow managed to hack into your voicemail
You are born alone, you damn sure die alone.
She's out. Besides, she's too expensive.
We definitely don't do this.
It's just that it looks so painful and possibly infected, I must flick it.
today worth exactly 29 cents.
You are born alone, you damn sure die alone.
I've never left a soul behind. Got your ticket?
Instead of using a girl's name, could you refer to me as Dr Dorian?
especially since the residency director position opened up.
They're endangered and could actually be wiped off the face of the earth.
I don't know. It's just kind of my own personal way of saying
Frankly, each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside.
I'm sure we're gonna be in touch with you real soon.
Fair enough. I'm gonna write you a prescription for two testicles.
- Look, I... - You can tell me later.
Holy Vishnu. We've been working together a while. Could you not whistle at me?
He met my Great Aunt Sally and my demented great uncle,
if you just apologised, but you're too stubborn.
Sterile high-five.
but this afternoon I want you to assist me on a gastric bypass.
All I heard was nonsense.
- We solved your dumb game. - We been to the libary.
They're endangered and could actually be wiped off the face of the earth.
Fascinating stuff, Sean.
because all of a sudden I was playing for her.
Christopher, are you OK? You look a little nervous.
Post-op diagnosis: Acute cholecystitis.
I'm so careful about what I eat. I keep putting on weight.
about my date with Strangely Attractive Intern.
- If only, sir. - Well, I'm off to fluid rounds.
Look, this doesn't have to be some huge sad thing.
The point is, and you might wanna jot this down, only the weak need help.
This only happened because my hair-met got stolen at your stupid suck-up fest.
It's never fun being the fifth wheel,