Name: Family Vacation / Murphy's Lard
Released: 2018-11-28
Cast: 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Mekai Curtis, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh

1) brigette ( бриджитт )

BRIGETTE: All right, everybody go before we leave.
2) floatation ( размещение )

And my seat cushion doubles as a floatation device
3) wheelbarrow ( тачка )

My wheelbarrow full of fish!
4) lard ( лярд )

♪ Lard is slippery, greasy, fun
5) disengagement ( разъединения )

Mission completed. Initiate disengagement protocol.
6) pontoon ( понтон )

My parents and I took a pontoon up the Saskatchewan River.
7) alternator ( альтернатор )

You carry around a spare alternator?
8) whoa ( тпру )

♪ Whoa
9) sprinkle ( посыпать )

Sprinkles!
10) kudos ( престижность )

Kudos, Melissa!
11) interruption ( прерывание )

Sometimes the interruption are half the fun.
12) gut ( нутром )

Every wild turn and plummeting drop, and gut-wrenching loop.
13) rodeo ( родео )

Ooh, he's been to the rodeo? How exotic!
14) amusement ( развлечений )

♪ The lardest amusement park ♪
15) vest ( жилет )

♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
16) sweater ( свитер )

♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
17) snack ( закуска )

What do you say we get some snack?
18) goodness ( добро )

Oh, thank goodness that's over.

1) terrify ( ужасает )

You know, Chinese finger traps still terrify me.
2) mow ( косить )

I pay my taxes, I mow my lawn,
3) assemble ( собрать )

Why were you assembling a science project on the first day of...
4) grease ( смазка )

(SPUTTERS) You know thunder's a sound, how can it be grease?
5) inspect ( проверить )

We are inspect all of the pistachio stands in the area
6) render ( визуализация )

♪ Rendered fat that comes from piggies
7) blame ( винить )

I blame you.
8) chase ( чейз )

MR. BRULEE: We're being chase by Jurassic Pork!
9) suppose ( предположим )

An RV? We're suppose to be abducting cows!
10) burn ( сжечь )

Wasn't Joan of Arc burn at the stake?
11) tend ( клонит )

It's probably Murphy's Law. It does tend to keep you on your toes.
12) bet ( ставка )

You bet, Dad.
13) imagine ( представьте себе )

We're having the kind of vacation no one in our family could've imagine!
14) strike ( удар )

Lightning never strike twice!
15) exist ( существует )

Two minutes ago, I didn't even know he exist,
16) spend ( провести )

But we're losing precious time that could be spent
17) happen ( произошло )

even less than it happen the first time.
18) guess ( думаю )

I guess Milo showed us there's more to vacations than the Grand Canyon.

1) impatiently ( с нетерпением )

Come on, gang, the canyon's waiting impatiently for our arrival.
2) incidentally ( кстати )

Incidentally, that's also me.
3) nowhere ( нигде )

Nowhere in particular.
4) perfectly ( отлично )

I mean, Zack's right, it's perfectly safe!
5) loose ( свободный )

Hey look! The safety railing came loose.
6) definitely ( наверняка )

Definitely not on the itinerary.
7) eventually ( в конце концов )

We're going to die! Only eventually.
8) possibly ( возможно )

Really? What could I possibly have done to avoid that?
9) twice ( дважды )

Lightning never strikes twice!
10) absolutely ( абсолютно )

Absolutely right.
11) truly ( действительно )

Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive.
12) certainly ( конечно )

It's certainly my favorite canyon.
13) exactly ( точно )

Well, not exactly like this...
14) sometimes ( иногда )

Sometimes the interruptions are half the fun.
15) especially ( особенно )

Especially for the guy who has to sweep up around here.
16) actually ( на самом деле )

Okay, that's actually a pretty normal thing.
17) kind ( вид )

Okay, since we kind of missed that stop,
18) soon ( скоро )

Okay, I'll see you soon.

1) lard ( лярд )

♪ The lard amusement park ♪
2) reassuring ( обнадеживает )

Oh, okay. I guess that's reassuring.
3) overkill ( перебор )

I'd say that's overkill, but I'd be wrong.
4) unmarked ( немаркированные )

And an unmarked helicopter.
5) terrifying ( страшно )

And sometimes they're mind-bogglingly terrifying.
6) reminiscent ( напоминает )

But, reminiscent.
7) raging ( бушует )

We are driving on a raging river pulling a dinosaur made of ham!
8) flaming ( пламенный )

Or both, what if a flaming pig attacked?
9) tidal ( приливные )

During a tidal wave.
10) intestinal ( кишечные )

Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive.
11) motivational ( мотивационные )

♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
12) unexpected ( неожиданные )

Well, this is unexpected.
13) calm ( спокойный )

You're so calm.
14) strict ( строгий )

to make sure they meet strict governmental safety guidelines.
15) impressive ( впечатляет )

Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive.
16) governmental ( правительственные )

to make sure they meet strict governmental safety guidelines.
17) precious ( драгоценные )

But we're losing precious time that could be spent
18) exceptional ( исключительных )

♪ Today is gonna be exceptional

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