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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Dude, my twitter account might already be compromised.
- I said I got your tweet of the address.
And my friends were all like, "dude, cartman,
He's a total boner,
At this amazing deli run by two faggot in chelsea.
With the star-spangled montezuma's revenge,
And thank you, president obama,
- Then take that shit off speakerphone!
- You want us to kick 'em out of here, lar?
- I know that the nsa is torturing santa, sweetie,
[keyboard tapping and computer beep]
Want to take that american flag and shove it so far up your anus
- You haven't you seen the alec baldwin commercial?
I'm about ready to go to the nsa undercover
- Bro, you got to, um, email dex about the rally
I cut jennifer lawrence's mouth out with scissors,
- It's a never-ending grind here at the nsa,
But I saw the puppet show version at casa bonita.
But sometimes I accidentally tweet things
Now as I infiltrate the nsa,
Disguised as an employee, and I'm gonna--
Wires are graft harmlessly into your skull,
So far I have not ascertain how they are able
But central computer designate his status
- I can be forgive? - Yes.
At what I expose about the government,
- [thinking] I borrow my brothers dick once
I pledge allegiance... All: To the flag...
I twist my ankle."
The heads of the dmv were arrest,
We admit all our shortcoming and sin
- The dmv was shut down today
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
That's when I realize,
And any thought you have is upload to the internet
And a little girl lose her life.
Wires are grafted harmlessly into your skull,
But sometimes I accidentally tweet things
I'll have to try it out sometime. Lol.
Filled me with a joy I had felt nowhere else.
Could you read this part out loud?
Somewhere else?
Then we could definitely use your help, young man.
They live forever because the government
And I watched america's got talent twice!
- I am extremely qualified, sir, and very eager to work.
No, leave them alone.
Perhaps we here at the dmv can start changing as well.
I know he can be a meanie sometimes,
Perhaps instead of treating people badly,
- That's quite all right.
And I know it was especially wrong
And I thought everyone would be super pissed off
Are you outside or something?
As fat and unimportant.
In a porta potty--whoops.
[upbeat electronic organ music]
After rampant allegations of sex with young boys.
And a big tidal wave of peace and serenity
See, I was like you once, afraid, unsure,
- I am extremely qualified, sir, and very eager to work.
And the home of the brave,
That you crap stars and stripes for a week,
And they needed to be gotten rid of.
It's incredible.
I got to be careful.
And on to all your shit followers.
- I am so sick of that stupid bitch.
Well, that's okay, because now there's a device
But keep quiet 'cause it's top secret.
To be efficient and proficious."
At this amazing deli run by two faggots in chelsea.