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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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The great Edgar allan poe, knower of all this is misery.
- Ooh, a little family chitchat. - Shut up, mom.
- No, they're just, like, ficus plants in vibrating pots.
All genres of gothic subculture are derivative of poe's work...
You better get your ass ready to run, motherfucker,
- Just let the spore inside you.
This is the noon meeting of the vamp kids.
♪ loneliness and degradation
- Henrietta, sweetie!
♪ poser spouting "let's go shopping" ♪
You actually one of them emo motherfuckers in disguise,
The godfather of death and despair,
- ♪ death and sadness everywhere ♪
- Because she's goth,
Edgar allan poe,
- [phone ringing] death and despair!
I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment!
- Oh, goodness, I am so nervous.
They're not evil, you know. They're just misunderstood.
- But goths are more prone to be depress
We just infiltrate the emo lair
We summon to the world of the living
I'll walk out of that camp andi'll walk the streets
Think she's working at a haunt abortion clinic.
Until I'm bleed out my fucking eyes.
- [growls] - ugh, you spit on me, larry.
And she actually apologize to me!
Your followers in darkness beg for your help.
And we torch the plant leader.
- Henrietta, I bake cookies for your new little emo friends.
The knife pierce deep, deep into my lonely eyes,
And we get inside that base and you reveal
- Yeah, shut up, mike. Listen, okay?
You're suppose to be helping us.
We beat up their leader and burn down their lair.
We realize we called you all queermos
They're purposely turning them into emos.
And somehow this place is taking kids like us
Into emos when really they're exactly the same thing?
- Leave me alone. I just want coffee.
- Whoa. - That's fucking creepy, man.
But we've finally had some counseling.
The knife pierces deep, deep into my lonely eyes,
And you get to work outside and learn about responsibility.
And she actually apologized to me!
- Uh, yeah, it kind of does.
Soon, the entire world will be emo.
And they won't understand until it is far too late.
- And that's all you know? What else did she say?
She was a vamp kid two weeks ago!
The emo king wants us to proceed at once.
Sorry I'm not the pretty cheerleader you always wanted!
- God, she just never stops.
- Are we really doing this again?
- Goth's darkness is nihilistic, whereas emo's is cynical.
And we should have fall out boy play at the supe bowl.
They're vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes.
This is so embarrassing.
- The vampires are our sworn enemies.
And some ignorant people don't know the difference.
- God, you guys are so lame. And if you want my help,
They're vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes.
This is fucking ridiculous! What's wrong with you?
All genres of gothic subcultures are derivative of poe's work...
- Do you know how your foul language
All genres of gothic subcultures are derivative of poe's work...
Then all of a sudden, her texts went dark.
- Oh, goodness, I am so nervous.
Of the vamp kids' most sacred entity, per se.
'cause you a damn traitor.
The emo plants are pleased with your dedication.
- That's the name my stupid parents gave me.