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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlane
25
Barkeep, line them up.
as rolling a spliff in Kingston Town, mon.
(birds twittering, bird squawk)
Uh, stripper, crack whore, grocery bagger?
SNOT: And why am I the little person?
Can I get your underpants, too?
Das Madchen was taking her beloved schnauzer
When did I eat vomit?
Some frat boys put sunglasses on a bulldog,
SNOT: The only gift I have, mein King,
Anyway, now that you're a bartender,
other than a stripper or a crack whore
I'm telling you, I'm a menace!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Some frat boys put sunglasses on a bulldog,
And a diversion.
Bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro...
the Nepal slaughter, the Copenhagen incident,
The little girl cower,
Listen to how I'm slur my words.
to be injure in falls and crashes.
We're not to be disturb.
Ah, but I insist.
since we all know what natural sworn enemies
who stole the eagle's worm?
We're trap!
of you quit that job.
Therefore, she must be eliminate.
Now shut up and listen!
How am I suppose to afford that?
about the time I murder the entire Bolshoi ballet?
and you don't get hurt when you crash.
You bet.
'Cause-'cause they get, they get caught in a trap.
I push my daughter to become a drunk
It was also the weekend I discover Crocs.
Someday, we are gonna die, Francine.
We have nowhere to go!
you barely form complete sentences.
We've been listening to these stupid stories forever.
she'll no doubt be forced to open up
but what exactly is Liebenspiel?
The prove it. Effective immediately,
Oh, good. Then perhaps you could share it with the rest of us.
Therefore, she must be eliminated.
each of these far more likely... and deadly.
I'll tell you what else is still on...
How many, how long ago when your shift...?
BULLOCK (slurring): Hayley, did I ever tell you
Once upon a time, there was a little girl
Mom always makes my breakfast.
suggesting drunken people are less likely
See, this is why you should never eat lobsters.
Don't get too drunk, Avery.
Hey, that's my badass Stingray!
But you're clearly too legit to quit.
No. The damn fool was driving sober!
suggesting drunken people are less likely
When you're drunk, your body goes limp
I didn't mean to use a harsh tone there.
Das Madchen was taking her beloved schnauzer
It's all in a manila envelope with strict instructions
What? It's a decorative kerchief.
KLAUS: I am so excited to share Das Boot with you.
Don't get too drunk, Avery.
No. The damn fool was driving sober!
Whoa! That's so weird.
and, you know, loose lips.
No, no, that's a noble profession.
like a stupid mammal.
Will you go up there and see if she's okay?
Mine are... kinda gross.