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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlane
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I snuck out of bed to get more of Mother's strudel
I hope you don't mind blueberry crepe for breakfast.
♪ Ba bum whoa
What's with this Speedo, Jeremy?
♪ Caramel for Mom, salted for Dad, ♪
♪ With a smack to the forehead ♪
♪ And a poke in the eye
See you, sucker!
♪ Ba bum whoa
♪ With a smack to the forehead ♪
he'd throw you in his almost child-sized sack
But that Krampus is a real jerk.
♪ Because they bing baba boo bing do do ♪
Slap your bottom with his birch branches.
♪ S o pony up the dough ♪
♪ Bada bada bing dong dun dun dun da dum bah ♪
In the meantime, it's Christmas Eve,
who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as you.
Krampus kidnap Steve.
Santa just spoil them.
But I endure it because I care.
I snuck out of bed to get more of Mother's strudel
Scare you with his rusty chains.
I swear to God, do not touch me!
♪ Children freeze when they hear my name ♪
♪ And every Christmas Eve, my soul is always torn apart ♪
How dare you come to my house.
That's because your gramps trap the demon, he did.
♪ I just laugh
how am I suppose to get to the North Pole?
If you lay so much as one finger on me, I will per...
I finally realize the importance of family.
So, Hayley, have you decide
And that's why the world suck so hard now.
He seems like a total lost cause.
♪ Caramel for Mom, salt for Dad, ♪
Shush now, frowny horns.
♪ But do I listen? Sadly, no
♪ And every Christmas Eve, my soul is always torn apart ♪
So, will you remain Krampus forever?
♪ If I told you once, I told you twice ♪
That's, like, exactly what I do, man.
I finally realized the importance of family.
instead of munching down on your great-grandma's strudel.
he'd throw you in his almost child-sized sack
ROGER: Actually, once you get above the clouds,
♪ I've been hurtin' inside, wish I could rewind ♪
♪ D on't you ever tell him no ♪
♪ If I told you once, I told you twice ♪
Always nibbling on my list.
I'll try hard!
♪ I'd never be a saint
if you ever want to see your son again!
It's too expensive.
unwise.
♪ Shake them chains till your ears go numb ♪
So they all became spoiled turds.
That's nonsense.
this flight is late, skank? Rude boy!
the overly washed Egyptian cotton bath towels.
What's gotten into this boy? He's insane.
Okay, okay, I'm bored.
♪ That damn Dennis
Eh, even this is too loose.
♪ But we don't wanna be sad no more ♪
♪ Not some silly stupid game
You guys seem okay.
No, Krampus is alive.
That time of year when children are at their absolute worst.
Oh, gross!
And I wanted to tell you I'm proud of you, son.
It's too expensive.