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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlane
77
Whoa, where'd you get that old candelabra?
Is she eating mozzarella like it's an apple?
You lied! I shook the headboard
Ow! That really hurt, beautiful specter.
Now, sweetie, try to remember.
of a lie and nurtured by repression.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
If only there was some sort of kindly robot or magic wand
Roppongi, a bistro house with a South Asian flair.
I'll check the fuse box.
out of Francine's sexual frustration.
I'm sorry I'm not packed with peanut, Francine!
Ruby gets a slice.
The Halloween decoration!
Sometimes they're caused by emotion.
You know, this isn't the first strange occurrence
You're my favorite horse on the whole frontier.
Roger, that is the lamest excuse ever to get an extra turn.
of a lie and nurture by repression.
And if you're looking to get your funny bone tickle,
doesn't mean I don't enjoy you crank the handle.
Like how Dad pretend he's a mummy when he's on the toilet.
But I stole this one, so don't try to return it.
It even smell like it.
You lied! I shook the headboard
We're trap!
Look, Roger, I admit
You've been faking it for two years?
3:43. Just pee myself.
You lie! I shook the headboard
locate downstairs in the lobby.
As if a pizza guy has ever been murder here
(grunts, groans) They taste terrible.
Oh, I doubt that.
Feelings kept lock away so long
I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child,
But somewhere along the way-- I don't know--
Absolutely incredible!
Sometimes they're caused by emotions.
Not quite.
And therefore the Christian truth?
Stay calm, Klaus. The maid will be here soon.
far drunker and on real people!
Something else made the buzzer go off.
Well, maybe 20 pounds ago.
Roger, that is the lamest excuse ever to get an extra turn.
can we at least just take things slow?
As always, Stan.
Because it was never about finishing the race;
Oh, there go the lights again.
Also, we know Francine is way too interested
Of course, sir.
So pretty much not that claw game.
It even smells like it.
Or an oversexed hippie who just happens to be my daughter.
that I needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out.
(à la Thurston Howell): Oh, you freak. You lovable freak.
I just acted so heterosexual
You are clearly jealous and repressed.
for a weekend of motivational workshops
Roger, that is the lame excuse ever to get an extra turn.
Haunted?! Pl-ease.
Yes, this foul spirit was born
It was... fabulous. Just fabulous.
Stay calm, Klaus. The maid will be here soon.
far drunk and on real people!
Absolutely incredible!
Shut your stupid face. Look.
I'm sorry, child, but this spirit is not gonna be satisfied
This is Mexican Tar Viagra!
That's okay. Just... kiss my neck.
Do you know that to be the only and absolute truth?