Name: Bed Bugs and Beyond
Released: 2017-08-18
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) slattern

But did you hear that slattern?
2) fumigator

- Where are the fucking fumigator? - Lower your voice, inmate.
3) ofay

Man, you fuck up an ofay with a spork, you angry enough.
4) bedbug

- It's bedbug. It's different. - Cooties are cooties.
5) jujube

Getting caught with that many Jujubes
6) footstep

till Pocket Daya snuck in last week to follow in the family footstep.
7) sadist

So you raised a sadist, a dentist and a homo.
8) insolence

Disobeying a staff member, insolence to a staff member.
9) exterminator

And I'm not that kind of exterminator, but facts is facts.
10) godmother

I am the fairy godmother who watches over you
11) scabies

Like scabies?
12) poon

They probably been living in your hairy Chia Pet poon
13) faggot

Hey, I hope you're not down here for any of that girl faggot shit.
14) resiliency

Resiliency of the human spirit and all of that.
15) disinfectant

Someone's grandma douches with disinfectant?
16) rapist

who raised a drug-dealing rapist named Pornstache adopts our child.
17) drool

you're one shot away from being a puddle of black drool in the psych.
18) disrespect

No disrespect, Sergeant. Just ready to get in the shit.

1) infest

When they're the infest ones?
2) misunderstand

Okay, look, Luschek, you must've misunderstood me, all right?
3) shank

'cause she'll get, you know, shank for it.
4) relocate

The prisoners should all be relocate by the 20th.
5) sneak

till Pocket Daya snuck in last week to follow in the family footsteps.
6) crawl

Look around. The prison is crawl.
7) relieve

- May I relieve myself, teacher? - Excuse me?
8) owe

You owe it to your younger self to explore
9) shutter

And it has been shutter for months.
10) violate

and tell him that you had violate your parole.
11) enforce

bullshit sentences for minor drug crimes just aren't enforce like they used to be.
12) tear

No blood, but he's got the sweat and tear part down.
13) steal

Someone stole our candy.
14) propose

And, uh... I propose to Daya, actually.
15) smell

I smell a fobbit. You know what a fobbit is?
16) defend

No, Vee would have defend me if vice were versa.
17) scratch

You tell me I'm scratch is my imagination?
18) grab

I suggest you grab it...

1) brutally

being totally, brutally honest about all the fucked-up things we've done,
2) favorably

Your name is actually being mentioned quite favorably.
3) secretly

You secretly love this.
4) versa

No, Vee would have defended me if vice were versa.
5) mutually

We're mutually-concerned grandparents.
6) nicely

Look at you, all nicely starched.
7) sometime

[stuttering] Sometime soon...
8) literally

I'm literally garbage. [chuckles]
9) definitely

Okay, even if that was true, which it definitely is not,
10) absolutely

then you should absolutely do it.
11) exactly

You're gonna tell him exactly what you told me,
12) alone

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go it alone for a while.
13) perhaps

Perhaps on a monthly basis.
14) sometimes

and sometimes other things, but only guys can put those in.
15) finally

Great. Finally I get a mother who gives a shit about me
16) otherwise

because otherwise, there'll be behavioral consequences.
17) deep

But secretly, deep down inside,
18) instead

Instead, you said... you ate my vatrushkis.

1) bedbug

Whatever, okay? GloNo's makin' me bedbug-proof.
2) soggy

the only soggy box that interests me is mine,
3) appalling

The conditions were appalling.
4) booming

"Business is booming. There's a line out the door."
5) disgusting

Man, when you put 'em in the microwave, they get disgusting!
6) bum

Depressives are bum fuck-buddies.
7) ironic

Ugh, it's like ironic divine retribution.
8) thankful

Uh, be thankful the weather is nice.
9) mute

She got that whole magic mute thing going on.
10) depressed

Man, I ain't depressed.
11) rotten

don't get so ripe you go rotten. All I'm saying.
12) inadequate

but "I'm sorry" feels a little inadequate.
13) cuban

His father, my first husband, is Cuban. I never could resist an accent.
14) behavioral

because otherwise, there'll be behavioral consequences.
15) rid

So we used bean leaves to trap the bedbugs and get rid of them.
16) nervous

If it makes you nervous, skip breakfast.
17) exempt

We're exempt.
18) strict

I know I look strict, right?

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