Name: Finger in the Dyke
Released: 2017-08-18
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) 7th

It's June 7th. [laughs]
2) transgressor

We shall stand together and rejoice as the transgressor'...
3) garbanzo

It's a Cuban garbanzo bean stew-type thingy.
4) footstep

you're gonna follow in your mother's footstep?
5) baggie

That baggie was hers. She told me herself.
6) reenactment

Did you join a World War II reenactment group?
7) vole

- you disgusting little vole. - [scoffs]
8) schmuck

Oh, there is no wiser schmuck than you, my friend.
9) sellout

Whatever, man, they all sellout anyway.
10) chump

- [Pennsatucky] Bunch of chump. - Mmm.
11) inflection

But with a different inflection and...
12) abomination

"As he lieth with woman, they are both committing an abomination,
13) crackle

"[in normal voice] skin crackle in the fires of hell."
14) buttercup

There's my sweet little buttercup!
15) urchin

"Free me from this lamp, street urchin!"
16) knickers

and I was sticky in the knickers for monogamous hetero love.
17) svp

Hi, Joe. We spoke on the phone. Elizabeth Wilkinson, SVP of Acquisitions.
18) buttermilk

Raspberry buttermilk pie. It's my way of saying...

1) smush

'cause everybody be saying, "That bitch got smush
2) demonize

that you've demonize for your own agenda.
3) smuggle

she totally smuggle in, like, an eighth of that strawberry Kush hybrid
4) renounce

I renounce thee, Satan.
5) sop

It was real good for the tummy. It sop up all the badness.
6) insult

I mean, come on... some bitch insult you, so you shot her?
7) swear

- I swear to God! - [man] What the hell's going on?
8) owe

Tell your boy over there he owe me 200 by Monday.
9) slam

Last week, he slam the door so hard,
10) upset

Now, if you want to go in there and upset her, I'm not gonna stop you.
11) smell

It smell like her.
12) mess

Which should tell you how mess up I am.
13) refuse

Just a big old dyke who refuse to apologize for it.
14) pray

Well, I just, I pray. A lot.
15) swim

No. Salmon, they swim upstream... against the current.
16) shut

- Will you shut the hell up? - Shit, it's too early for this.
17) suppose

Maybe this is exactly where I am suppose to be right now.
18) shoot

I mean, come on... some bitch insulted you, so you shot her?

1) technically

Technically, there's only one side of the bed
2) appropriately

Am I dressed appropriately?
3) likewise

Likewise.
4) loud

When you hear it out loud, I see your point.
5) perfectly

I don't see why that's not a perfectly valid reason to love someone.
6) basically

I could basically smell Trey Anastasio's BO.
7) somewhere

that she's sitting under... She's sitting under a tree somewhere,
8) definitely

Yeah, it's definitely something.
9) unfortunately

Unfortunately for you, inmate, not everyone around here is locked up.
10) absolutely

Oh, absolutely, yes.
11) exactly

Maybe this is exactly where I am supposed to be right now.
12) alone

- Amen. Exactly. - You're not alone.
13) fucking

I should fucking kill you, you fucking asshole!
14) dead

Well, let me tell you something, you're dead wrong.
15) finally

And finally,
16) behind

You're getting further and further behind in life.
17) forward

We're gonna need you to put your best caffeinated foot forward today.
18) quite

And quite frankly, you should never assume that about a woman.

1) unappealing

Oh, that's so unappealing, my nipples inverted.
2) thieving

a thieving dyke.
3) monogamous

and I was sticky in the knickers for monogamous hetero love.
4) vengeful

Sound like some vengeful Simon Says bullshit, if you ask me.
5) exorbitant

we avoid the exorbitant cost of hiring outside contractors.
6) presumptive

I hate to be presumptive, but was that inmate pregnant?
7) badass

You know, how badass it is that you're actually here.
8) resourceful

They are very resourceful,
9) exhausting

Boy, it must be exhausting. All those raging hormones.
10) discouraging

We've heard some discouraging things about housing a female population.
11) meticulous

"You should be meticulous with your words."
12) hetero

and I was sticky in the knickers for monogamous hetero love.
13) frail

You won't even recognize her, she's so frail.
14) wearable

I'm bidding online for a wearable bass drum as we speak.
15) admirable

It's not brave or admirable or courageous.
16) terrifying

Jesus fucking Christ, that is terrifying.
17) experiential

but with future-now flavors for an experiential mash-up.
18) deserving

Look... I happen to think this church of hers isn't deserving of the title,

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