Name: Fake It Till You Fake It Some More
Released: 2017-08-18
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) arsonist

to work with sharp tools or arsonist in the kitchen
2) monger

More monger. They multiply like gremlins.
3) leprechaun

- They were leprechaun. - Dude, aliens sounds so much cooler.
4) sweetener

- With the pink sweetener, not the blue. - Nice.
5) warhead

They probably got us building warhead or some shit all day.
6) felon

You really think they'll have felon making weapons?
7) motherfucker

If it makes you feel any better, next time I see that motherfucker,
8) overlord

The latest rumor is that our new corporate overlord
9) blotter

So I found, like, blotter clip art.
10) kale

You should plant some kale. I hear it's become very popular.
11) upkeep

Man, I pluck my chin hairs. Ain't that upkeep enough?
12) papier

besides the criminal and papier-mÃ¢ché variety.
13) raccoon

Maybe his daddy fucked a raccoon and he's one of those hybrid species.
14) swag

Hey, what you think? Does this say swag?
15) stereotype

We would be living lesbian stereotype.
16) blister

Sure it leaves me with blister and burns and an aching back, but it's work,
17) aspiration

You're good, too. All I'm saying is that I got aspiration.
18) niece

Had to pay my niece 50 bucks to help me figure it out.

1) downhill

Once you know Santa Claus isn't real, it's all downhill from there.
2) genetically

are gonna be testing genetically modified wheat out here.
3) randomly

Jones just pulled 40 out of a pile randomly
4) nowhere

Twice in one day out of nowhere, Piper. It's weird.
5) damn

I'm pretty damn happy with both those departments.
6) besides

Besides, I thought you liked cleaning.
7) basically

"I believe people are basically moral."
8) regardless

- And it's a crime regardless, so... - No.
9) somewhere

- Excuse me, I have somewhere nicer to be. - Ohhh...
10) obviously

You're obviously too... creative for that job.
11) forever

Everyone's checking their calendars. It takes forever, you know what I mean?
12) twice

I've never seen her before, and then today twice in one day.
13) exactly

Yeah, exactly like that.
14) sometimes

Sometimes I need to count five metal objects before I can pee.
15) fucking

Shit, I fucking suck at taking tests! I get all itchy and anxious.
16) finally

And I finally got my prescriptions set up online, you know, with our old plan.
17) deep

- They really do, deep down. - Mmm.
18) especially

Especially not for free.

1) traumatizing

Sounds like it was very traumatizing for you.
2) unproductive

[sighs] Emotional equals unproductive, I guess.
3) coveted

Congratulations on landing this coveted new job.
4) impatient

but I'm pretty sure he just got impatient.
5) irritable

and lead to irritable bowels.
6) bleak

or your smarts about how many words rhyme with bleak in emo songs? [laughs]
7) irresponsible

that's some pretty irresponsible shit!
8) depressing

I'm so done with this depressing-ass place.
9) retarded

- That squirrel is not giving one shit. - Maybe he's retarded.
10) soothing

It's really soothing.
11) edible

So, she wants this. Does that look edible to you?
12) jealous

[speaking English] I just really miss you. I'm so jealous.
13) imaginary

some imaginary drink-thieving raccquirrel to worry about this shit.
14) unbelievable

It was, like, unbelievable.
15) anxious

Shit, I fucking suck at taking tests! I get all itchy and anxious.
16) dummy

They don't pay that much for dummy work.
17) deli

The stuff that stays all day on a deli platter?
18) overwhelming

An overwhelming need. A drive.

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