Name: Welcome to Paradise
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) snout

What's that white powder all over your snout?
2) turd

It's got an all-you-can-eat cat turd and vomit buffet.
3) testicle

Making love to a middle-aged man with no testicle and a floppy ding-dong!
4) transgression

♪ I wouldn't call it a transgression ♪
5) mustache

who has to wear a testosterone patch to keep his mustache from falling out.
6) alibi

Oh, if only I'd been there for them instead of that alibi thing I was doing.
7) fiancee

I don't know if I'm saying this because my fiancee was made up,
8) rabble

She'd put on the black hat and go, "Rabble, rabble!"
9) pseudoephedrine

♪ I throw in lye and kerosene And some pseudoephedrine ♪
10) fella

Italian fella, huh?
11) fumes

Oh, Lambie-pie, are you almost done? I'm running on fumes in the Tesla.
12) kerosene

♪ I throw in lye and kerosene And some pseudoephedrine ♪
13) blob

He's like a walking blob of ballistics gel.
14) asteroid

-Frogger Asteroid. -Sega Master System.
15) fluoride

Where'd you dig up this four-eyed, fluoride-pushing fuck nut?
16) pageant

I won the 4-H beauty pageant and made finger-love to Mickey Rooney.
17) rooster

Not exactly. Nobody hits my mama with a ceramic rooster!
18) videotape

The only thing we sell is VHS videotape

1) intimidate

Personally, I like the butt-hole. It intimidate the citizens.
2) poop

Oh, poop!
3) uncover

I'm almost kind of impressed that you uncover all this on your own, Kevin
4) trump

This fuck nut trump you in every possible way.
5) swear

Oh, no. We swore we would never tell.
6) expire

I don't know if it's the expire beans or all that Old Spice we drank,
7) borrow

Dad won't mind that you borrow a gun when you bust this case wide open.
8) bust

I do real police work, okay. I bust my 99th criminal yesterday.
9) knock

[laughs] I knock out a woman! All by myself!
10) steal

Honestly, I thought you'd be angrier since I stole a gun and used all our bullets.
11) smell

How am I supposed to sniff out cocaine if I don't know what it smell like?
12) dig

Where'd you dig up this four-eyed, fluoride-pushing fuck nut?
13) arrest

We got arrest. This Italian fella helped us get out.
14) admit

All right, I admit it.
15) belong

And, Kevin, I believe this belong to you.
16) engage

And since we are engage now,
17) suppose

How am I suppose to sniff out cocaine if I don't know what it smells like?
18) shoot

My nut! You shot me in my nut!

1) oddly

that are oddly specific to many conversations.
2) potentially

♪ It may be toxic and corrosive And potentially explosive ♪
3) personally

Personally, I like the butt-hole. It intimidates the citizens.
4) obviously

She obviously left because she missed my balls so much.
5) apparently

Except me, apparently.
6) definitely

I mean, it's got a long title but you should definitely watch it.
7) normally

Normally, your mom has really shitty judgment,
8) nearly

Well, who could blame her? They were nearly perfect.
9) exactly

Kevin, this is exactly why I didn't want you on my police force.
10) sometimes

but sometimes they come back to raise a little hell.
11) finally

I think you should finally take your socks off during sex.
12) instead

I memorized all of Wikipedia instead of having friends.
13) late

[Italian accent] Mamma mia! I'm-ah late for my flight back to Italy!
14) almost

Oh, Lambie-pie, are you almost done? I'm running on fumes in the Tesla.
15) actually

Actually, I have an idea.
16) kind

You're kind of starting to turn red.
17) double

Oh, yeah, bro? Well, it is about to get double-awesome.
18) though

The bullets are stuck in there pretty deep, though.

1) euphoric

♪ To make you feel euphoric I pour in acid hydrochloric ♪
2) hydrochloric

♪ To make you feel euphoric I pour in acid hydrochloric ♪
3) circumstantial

I just couldn't stand everything covered with circumstantial evidence.
4) observant

Very observant, Kevin. You're our new crossing guard.
5) fateful

but everything changed that fateful day.
6) sexist

She said it was because you are a stubborn, sexist,
7) irresponsible

because I thought you were an irresponsible fuck-up,
8) stubborn

She said it was because you are a stubborn, sexist,
9) disgusting

or your frog neck looks slightly less disgusting in this light
10) stressful

But I deal with stressful situations
11) traumatic

or I just went through a traumatic experience,
12) divorced

Kevin, I'm a divorced guy with no balls
13) bastard

[Scottish accent] Why don't ya blow it out your ass, you powdery bastard!
14) bipolar

It's an animated kids movie about a bipolar goat who manages a Blockbuster.
15) suspicious

I pulled over a suspicious lookin' colored fella.
16) fond

Probably the work of a criminal mastermind who's also fond of patterns
17) ridiculous

That's ridiculous. She'd never leave me over anything that trivial.
18) trivial

That's ridiculous. She'd never leave me over anything that trivial.

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