Name: Meet the Jabowskis
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) blowtorch

Like, I'll put a blowtorch under my balls and scream "fire!"
2) fritter

just 'cause I sneak into the break room and fuck the fritter?
3) weirdo

Not just you think I'm a "weirdo"
4) vandal

Yes! "Help intimidating vandal."
5) squirter

I guess this pussy's a squirter! [laughs, grunts]
6) motherfucker

-What are you gonna do with that? -Eat comforter cum crust, motherfucker!
7) harpsichord

a church and Cooter's harpsichord teacher.
8) bowels

or foam from the mouth or empty her bowels on the seat...
9) warlord

An African warlord known for his love of killing ten-year-old girls. Boom!
10) javelin

I'm straight as a javelin. Straight as a javelin.
11) fella

Thanks, fella. It just means so much to me that I can make a diff-- [screams]
12) sprite

Did that cunt just put Sprite in a water cup?
13) crook

A crook at the Piggly Wiggly took two free samples instead of one.
14) eraser

You can get a spider ring, a scented eraser
15) murderer

Hey, come out, you masochistic murderer.
16) pickle

Don't apologize, pickle. You're a badass.
17) bun

so thank you for the Slim Jim in a hot dog bun, but--
18) coward

I mean, I was sure you were my coward sperm.

1) burp

Then I burp my worms so all the cowardly sperm rushes out
2) overrun

But nothing! I'm the only one keeping this town from being overrun with violence.
3) haunt

Wait, wait. You were that girl? That day has haunt me for years.
4) plow

before I plow your mama,
5) choke

[Bullet] Let's see how you like being choke by something furry.
6) sneak

just 'cause I sneak into the break room and fuck the fritters?
7) crawl

It's like Gary Coleman joined ISIS, crawl up my ass and blew himself up.
8) asshole

Shut up, you asshole!
9) insist

If you insist.
10) scare

I scare out all my coward sperm.
11) swear

I swear it was a one-time mistake.
12) appoint

As the officer with the most hours of therapy, I'm your appoint counselor.
13) poison

I don't want your ookie cookie. It's probably poison.
14) smell

It smell like three-month-old Hungarian goulash.
15) trash

in one of his hotel rooms and trash the place.
16) hammer

You guys look like hammer shit.
17) assault

[snickers] You just assault an officer.
18) quit

Fine, then I quit!

1) evidently

Evidently, Bullet's shitting me, too.
2) technically

Technically, it was more of a run-over. [laughs]
3) sexually

Yeah, like, I'd put your health at risk just because it turns me on sexually.
4) basically

Basically, a textbook case of Bitch Be Crazy Disease.
5) truly

This is the first time I feel like I truly fit in.
6) exactly

You rednecks have exactly two seconds to clear the fuck out or-- [grunts]
7) earlier

Sorry I flatlined Granny earlier.
8) immediately

[Crawford] Jabowski, could you get in here immediately?
9) finally

Finally, I shall have my revenge on the town of Bumfuque.
10) otherwise

-[farts] -but, otherwise, great job.
11) instead

A crook at the Piggly Wiggly took two free samples instead of one.
12) almost

Oh, shit. Almost forgot this.
13) kind

That's so kind of you boys to help redecorate the police station.
14) inside

I doubt it. All hookers are dead inside, son.
15) soon

-as soon as I leave the room. -Says who?
16) enough

This bank job is hard enough. I say fuck the handicapped.
17) far

Now, how far you want me to take this and shove it up my ass here, huh?
18) else

[scoffs] Like everybody else, I don't have any memories before the age of 21,

1) supe

Chief, listen, I've got supe diarrhea,
2) unnatural

and have an unnatural sexual attraction to fat men.
3) disgusting

Jesus Christ! Hopson, that's disgusting, you old pervert.
4) sudanese

"Sudanese tyrannical drug lord."
5) obese

I got really depressed when my obese husband left me.
6) oversized

And win you that oversized pencil.
7) thankful

and we're also thankful
8) scented

You can get a spider ring, a scented eraser
9) suspicious

You wait an hour to call so he doesn't get suspicious.
10) uncomfortable

These are guaranteed to make every woman in there feel very uncomfortable.
11) depressed

I got really depressed when my obese husband left me.
12) rude

for our rude behavior. Ain't that right, Delbert?
13) ukrainian

♪ It's time to hose off All your Ukrainian sex slaves ♪
14) inspirational

Didn't I just send you a whole inspirational song yesterday
15) rotten

♪ It's time to sweep up all these Rotten human bones ♪
16) brave

and the brave sperm stays, but, Gina,
17) dumb

No, you dumb-ass! We're taking over this town!
18) blessed

Blessed baby Jesus!

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