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Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke
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Like, I'll put a blowtorch under my balls and scream "fire!"
just 'cause I sneak into the break room and fuck the fritter?
Not just you think I'm a "weirdo"
Yes! "Help intimidating vandal."
I guess this pussy's a squirter! [laughs, grunts]
-What are you gonna do with that? -Eat comforter cum crust, motherfucker!
a church and Cooter's harpsichord teacher.
or foam from the mouth or empty her bowels on the seat...
An African warlord known for his love of killing ten-year-old girls. Boom!
I'm straight as a javelin. Straight as a javelin.
Thanks, fella. It just means so much to me that I can make a diff-- [screams]
Did that cunt just put Sprite in a water cup?
A crook at the Piggly Wiggly took two free samples instead of one.
You can get a spider ring, a scented eraser
Hey, come out, you masochistic murderer.
Don't apologize, pickle. You're a badass.
so thank you for the Slim Jim in a hot dog bun, but--
I mean, I was sure you were my coward sperm.
Then I burp my worms so all the cowardly sperm rushes out
But nothing! I'm the only one keeping this town from being overrun with violence.
Wait, wait. You were that girl? That day has haunt me for years.
before I plow your mama,
[Bullet] Let's see how you like being choke by something furry.
just 'cause I sneak into the break room and fuck the fritters?
It's like Gary Coleman joined ISIS, crawl up my ass and blew himself up.
Shut up, you asshole!
If you insist.
I scare out all my coward sperm.
I swear it was a one-time mistake.
As the officer with the most hours of therapy, I'm your appoint counselor.
I don't want your ookie cookie. It's probably poison.
It smell like three-month-old Hungarian goulash.
in one of his hotel rooms and trash the place.
You guys look like hammer shit.
[snickers] You just assault an officer.
Fine, then I quit!
Evidently, Bullet's shitting me, too.
Technically, it was more of a run-over. [laughs]
Yeah, like, I'd put your health at risk just because it turns me on sexually.
Basically, a textbook case of Bitch Be Crazy Disease.
This is the first time I feel like I truly fit in.
You rednecks have exactly two seconds to clear the fuck out or-- [grunts]
Sorry I flatlined Granny earlier.
[Crawford] Jabowski, could you get in here immediately?
Finally, I shall have my revenge on the town of Bumfuque.
-[farts] -but, otherwise, great job.
A crook at the Piggly Wiggly took two free samples instead of one.
Oh, shit. Almost forgot this.
That's so kind of you boys to help redecorate the police station.
I doubt it. All hookers are dead inside, son.
-as soon as I leave the room. -Says who?
This bank job is hard enough. I say fuck the handicapped.
Now, how far you want me to take this and shove it up my ass here, huh?
[scoffs] Like everybody else, I don't have any memories before the age of 21,
Chief, listen, I've got supe diarrhea,
and have an unnatural sexual attraction to fat men.
Jesus Christ! Hopson, that's disgusting, you old pervert.
"Sudanese tyrannical drug lord."
I got really depressed when my obese husband left me.
And win you that oversized pencil.
and we're also thankful
You can get a spider ring, a scented eraser
You wait an hour to call so he doesn't get suspicious.
These are guaranteed to make every woman in there feel very uncomfortable.
I got really depressed when my obese husband left me.
for our rude behavior. Ain't that right, Delbert?
♪ It's time to hose off All your Ukrainian sex slaves ♪
Didn't I just send you a whole inspirational song yesterday
♪ It's time to sweep up all these Rotten human bones ♪
and the brave sperm stays, but, Gina,
No, you dumb-ass! We're taking over this town!
Blessed baby Jesus!