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Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke
137
♪ Everyone you know is a molester ♪
♪ Wants to check your little pecker ♪
And your mustache fell out.
Hey, Bullet, how's that sobriety going?
Just a regular guy here to get my stink-hole bleached.
I mean, seriously, nobody asked for black Entourage. Nobody!
Okay, well, here he is, folks. The canine crusher,
A little more now that I see you've painted a 12-foot-tall fresco on the wall
That's a stereotype.
Ass pun! No!
Who can spare a hamburger?
I tried to bleach it at home myself, to be thrifty,
♪ Has a stash of kiddie porn ♪
by pulling these bullshit pranks on me ever since.
I'm here to teach you how to keep bad people's paw off your wee-wees,
fingerprint, dental records, and you have...
the lipstick!
-Hello? -[man] The mole has the answer.
That's because I sedate every dog he fought.
ain't been taint!
I know you'll be tempt to make a bunch of stupid ass puns--
I was handed a Jane Doe sever ass case.
Here he is, folks, live and unleash - Bullet the Badass!
That cold case haunt me to this day.
I descend into a dark place where the sun don't shine.
The victim had his asshole bleach.
The creepy little Asian girl that whisper commands in my head and the Chief.
-[Gary] I'm jerk off. -You know, I can never tell
The fights were all rig in your favor. If you fight tonight,
It's times like this I wish I hadn't slash our rubber glove budget.
He's been rub it in my face
And I'm touched that you sacrifice your sobriety to try and save my life.
Well, I think someone deserve his 30-minute sober chip.
One-weird-flappy-million that smell like fish?
I never found out who that ass belong to.
I quit! I'm a terrible cop.
the genetically engineered killer,
Literally! What do you say, partner? You supply the wussy dogs,
God damn, Chief! What happened to your eyes?
Besides, I was worried about you.
This is obviously Diamond City's jurisdiction.
Unfortunately, Kevin, your heart won't be in the right place
Goodbye forever.
Slow down, dumb-dumb.
Sometimes a good soldier's gotta know when not to follow orders.
-It's a pretty fucking sweet name. -[door closes]
I'm finally at peace. Turns out you are a great cop.
[giggles] Almost got it here.
Actually, Chief Limpcock, it looks like the body is laying right on the line
I'm kind of new to Cousin-Fucker County. Fill me in.
Copy that. We'll have to settle this later, Crawford.
The dog fighting ring. Our first undercover mission together.
Even though my heroes' careers usually end in tragedy.
Anyone else think it's also weird
That stuff's got chocolate in it. It's inhumane!
Besides, sobriety's overrated. Wrestling's fun and all,
Trick's on me, 'cause that cat butthole reconstructive surgery
I can't believe there's only two flipper people in this inbred town.
Well, I think someone deserves his 30-minute sober chip.
The dog fighting ring. Our first undercover mission together.
I became obsessed with solving the case.
♪ If they're Caucasian or they're Asian Or they're black ♪
until after several more invasive surgeries.
Fucking piece of shit defective lighters!
Slow down, dumb-dumb.
I see you're still upset that I married your mother.
got rid of the body and I took its spot!
Did you ever stop and think that maybe that's offensive to dogs?
Okay, he's losing his damn mind.
That's weird. Terry Two-Toes is dead.
And be careful, kids,
I'm guessing whoever killed him was silent but deadly.