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Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke
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Now, where are those thumbtack?
How's it going, my plus-size panty soaker?
that tasted really weird. Plus, my gerbil's missing.
♪ Ice skates and snow skis for quadruple amputee ♪
[mocking laughter] You frickin' weirdo!
Don't lick me there. That's where I make mush!
Well, I ain't movin' till I get me some gosh-darn fart-flippin' answers.
at the waffle house? Now, stop bothering Daddy at work.
That's a weird-tasting lip gloss. Is it asparagus?
Oh, my God. Bunk beds!
All right! That little stunt you pulled was very close to crossing the line.
Fitz, I can't believe that a Paradise cop is the argyle meth Kingpin.
That night Dad stood up Mom for their date because he ran out of testosterone patches
these fun rubber finger puppet, hmm?
Ooh! I'm about to hit the sack.
♪ I'm saying don't be a Jew ♪
Oh, there you are, you little asshole!
Melons on top, but a sausage below.
You ransack my house and made a strawberry smoothie
I never cuss and I never touch my privates,
I set you motherfucker up.
shove in a box and given as a Christmas gift, like property.
[voiceover] When Bullet snort that coke,
Sure, I can meet you midnight tonight at the abandon Christmas tree factory
Hopson, are you threaten me?
He owe me a kiss under the mistletoe.
and enforce during the Christmas tree lighting, tonight at midnight.
Just hope our idiot son doesn't screw it up like he screw up everything.
Hey, he trick you. Threw you off the trail.
None of those cops suspect a thing.
but I quit, so I can't go.
Santa, I want a pony. My last one hung itself.
It was suppose to be a plastic steak.
Terry Two Toes was shot September 25th at 10:30 p.m.
Just don't get in my way. And keep that Grinch shit away from Dusty!
Maybe his balls dropped and he realize that he's a grown man.
Your train to hell! All aboard!
Wherever he is, I'm gonna get that kiss.
I'll bet he's got argyle meth hidden somewhere.
which is extremely unhealthy, most doctors say.
And I certainly won't feel like kissing no lips under no mistletoe.
What're you doing here, drinking alone?
And I fucking hate prop comedy.
so Santy will finally bring me my Chuggy Chuggy Choo Choo.
God damn it! The only thing I've been looking forward to
Oh shit, I almost missed breakfast.
Dad, I've never actually asked you this, but...
Dusty! Are you okay? We got here as soon as we could.
Wow, you were right all along, son.
You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, son?
-Oh, they are, so far. -Why do you seem so stressed out?
No! Ever since I was a child, I only wanted one thing.
I like you, Kevin. I always have.
Melons on top, but a sausage below.
♪ Onto Hasidic Jews ♪
♪ Ice skates and snow skis for quadruple amputees ♪
On trial for indecent exposure.
I need someone as cunning as I am with balls of steel.
I can't believe it took you incompetent pig so long to figure it out.
because you were embarrassed you got drunk?
Oh, god damn it, Dusty, you fluffy fat fuck!
100% pure direct from a Peruvian jungle lab.
It's pathetic how excited you are about that.
♪ Everyone must get some festive Christmas cheer ♪
of watching a dwarf gang bang.
I was depressed about sprouting that perfect set of 34Gs.
Anyone not attending will be shot and killed on site. Merry Christmas.
No! Dusty, I know you're innocent. You can't take him from me! Let him go!
I can't bust him if I'm stuck in here.
that Santa can see it from space. And some fake snow and some--
So I spent the night getting drunk.
Wunderbar, Dusty. Incredible song.