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Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke
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Suffering Succotash!
-[pipe organ playing] -♪ High cheekbone, handsome and tall ♪
♪ Don't worry about them Pee-pee toucher ♪
[grunts] I need a stamina potion.
Speaking on perv, where's Kevin?
I can write no more. I must save some ketchup for my tater tots.
♪ Or a six-arm weirdo from Napalm ♪
Now, the felon with the most points at the end of the game
I deliver cheese-free justice, motherfucker!
[screams] Hand cramp! I can't roll.
If I had said the hag of Neverwinter who summons raves,
Sorry, I just gave myself a douche chill.
It was a honeydew! I'm not a pervert!
SDH created by: Saurabh R Sawant
I'm Officer Dusty, and welcome to Felony Feud!
Merkin, it's I, Sword Hand, I write this in ketchup
Gather around, adventurer. All those brain shocks gave me an idea.
when it comes to strength and dexterity, life rolled you a zero.
I can't believe we've been outsmart by a bunch of D&D dorks.
where we are imprison. Should I perish, tell my bitch mom she sucks.
You tell me the Witch of Endor who summon ghosts,
He invent the Reverse Rogue Roll.
Remember, I preach this every Sunday, brothers and sisters.
Neil, you asshole. I hate you.
Oh, you scare Wanda Lame. Let's roll.
we can't even afford enough expire bologna to feed our inmates.
this department's goal is bust
Mission accomplish. Yay!
Yeah, he said that even though I literally defeat Satan,
What do you say we dump this dog and take a ride in the lane of God
I want the rest of you out there arrest every single
the more you will be reward in heaven, blowjobs.
Fitz, I really screw things up this time.
And I know this to be true because my own son was trick into playing,
Oh! [clicks tongue] I'm detect a secret ingredient here.
Big, old plate of money. So that's why you drag me in here.
Yeah, he said that even though I literally defeated Satan,
Correct. Lowest roll fails to save, and wraith kills your character instantly.
we can burn all that handbooks and eradicate Dungeons & Dragons forever.
We have to do exactly what the Bible says.
And earlier today, I walked in on your balls deep in a watermelon.
And we finally found something we can do together.
And earlier today, I walked in on your balls deep in a watermelon.
Especially since that's a tape of you and Mom.
We're too late again.
and I heard he almost touched a girl's bra strap once.
but you don't actually believe in this idiotic bullshit.
we can't even afford enough expired bologna to feed our inmates.
zit-faced, half-working, pillow-fucking paladin in town.
Tell you what, let's find something we can do together that we both enjoy.
I've lost feeling 20 minutes ago. I'm starting to smell smoke.
You ever go ass-to-ass with a nerd-knocker?
and I heard he almost touched a girl's bra strap once.
Yeah, I never knew two hours of Bible study could get me so hard.
My formalist straight-turned-gay now straight-again son
It's time to burn every hellish handbook and demonic diary that we've confiscated,
but you don't actually believe in this idiotic bullshit.
Yo, Preacher Paul, what's up my Pentecostal pal? Ha-ha.
Plus, we've got a lot of unsolved murders.
It's time to burn every hellish handbook and demonic diary that we've confiscated,
Ha-ha! His level four Arcane Bolt rips into the Osteomancer's decaying flesh,
God said that this satanic ritual could open a portal to hell,
I'm lactose intolerant.
Cheese makes my bowel alignment turn from neutral good to chaotic evil.
I can't take another awkward conversation. I've got nothing in common with that kid.
Welcome back to Shank Tank where we find inmate inventions.
Preacher Paul will give them a slap on their limp wrists and send them home.
I thought this would be awesome, but it's just uncomfortable.
Football is so lame. Let's see what's going on in The club.
Such an inspiring story.
of every backwards asshole in this church!
-That's a definite no. -I'm in!