Name: Dungeons & Dragnet
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) succotash

Suffering Succotash!
2) cheekbone

-[pipe organ playing] -♪ High cheekbone, handsome and tall ♪
3) toucher

♪ Don't worry about them Pee-pee toucher ♪
4) stamen

[grunts] I need a stamina potion.
5) perv

Speaking on perv, where's Kevin?
6) tater

I can write no more. I must save some ketchup for my tater tots.
7) weirdo

♪ Or a six-arm weirdo from Napalm ♪
8) felon

Now, the felon with the most points at the end of the game
9) motherfucker

I deliver cheese-free justice, motherfucker!
10) cramp

[screams] Hand cramp! I can't roll.
11) hag

If I had said the hag of Neverwinter who summons raves,
12) douche

Sorry, I just gave myself a douche chill.
13) pervert

It was a honeydew! I'm not a pervert!
14) sdh

SDH created by: Saurabh R Sawant
15) feud

I'm Officer Dusty, and welcome to Felony Feud!
16) ketchup

Merkin, it's I, Sword Hand, I write this in ketchup
17) adventurer

Gather around, adventurer. All those brain shocks gave me an idea.
18) dexterity

when it comes to strength and dexterity, life rolled you a zero.

1) outsmart

I can't believe we've been outsmart by a bunch of D&D dorks.
2) imprison

where we are imprison. Should I perish, tell my bitch mom she sucks.
3) summon

You tell me the Witch of Endor who summon ghosts,
4) invent

He invent the Reverse Rogue Roll.
5) preach

Remember, I preach this every Sunday, brothers and sisters.
6) asshole

Neil, you asshole. I hate you.
7) scare

Oh, you scare Wanda Lame. Let's roll.
8) expire

we can't even afford enough expire bologna to feed our inmates.
9) bust

this department's goal is bust
10) accomplish

Mission accomplish. Yay!
11) defeat

Yeah, he said that even though I literally defeat Satan,
12) dump

What do you say we dump this dog and take a ride in the lane of God
13) arrest

I want the rest of you out there arrest every single
14) reward

the more you will be reward in heaven, blowjobs.
15) screw

Fitz, I really screw things up this time.
16) trick

And I know this to be true because my own son was trick into playing,
17) detect

Oh! [clicks tongue] I'm detect a secret ingredient here.
18) drag

Big, old plate of money. So that's why you drag me in here.

1) literally

Yeah, he said that even though I literally defeated Satan,
2) instantly

Correct. Lowest roll fails to save, and wraith kills your character instantly.
3) forever

we can burn all that handbooks and eradicate Dungeons & Dragons forever.
4) exactly

We have to do exactly what the Bible says.
5) earlier

And earlier today, I walked in on your balls deep in a watermelon.
6) finally

And we finally found something we can do together.
7) deep

And earlier today, I walked in on your balls deep in a watermelon.
8) especially

Especially since that's a tape of you and Mom.
9) late

We're too late again.
10) almost

and I heard he almost touched a girl's bra strap once.
11) actually

but you don't actually believe in this idiotic bullshit.
12) enough

we can't even afford enough expired bologna to feed our inmates.
13) half

zit-faced, half-working, pillow-fucking paladin in town.
14) together

Tell you what, let's find something we can do together that we both enjoy.
15) ago

I've lost feeling 20 minutes ago. I'm starting to smell smoke.
16) ever

You ever go ass-to-ass with a nerd-knocker?
17) once

and I heard he almost touched a girl's bra strap once.
18) hard

Yeah, I never knew two hours of Bible study could get me so hard.

1) formalist

My formalist straight-turned-gay now straight-again son
2) hellish

It's time to burn every hellish handbook and demonic diary that we've confiscated,
3) idiotic

but you don't actually believe in this idiotic bullshit.
4) pentecostal

Yo, Preacher Paul, what's up my Pentecostal pal? Ha-ha.
5) unsolved

Plus, we've got a lot of unsolved murders.
6) demonic

It's time to burn every hellish handbook and demonic diary that we've confiscated,
7) arcane

Ha-ha! His level four Arcane Bolt rips into the Osteomancer's decaying flesh,
8) satanic

God said that this satanic ritual could open a portal to hell,
9) lactose

I'm lactose intolerant.
10) chaotic

Cheese makes my bowel alignment turn from neutral good to chaotic evil.
11) awkward

I can't take another awkward conversation. I've got nothing in common with that kid.
12) inmate

Welcome back to Shank Tank where we find inmate inventions.
13) limp

Preacher Paul will give them a slap on their limp wrists and send them home.
14) uncomfortable

I thought this would be awesome, but it's just uncomfortable.
15) lame

Football is so lame. Let's see what's going on in The club.
16) inspiring

Such an inspiring story.
17) backwards

of every backwards asshole in this church!
18) definite

-That's a definite no. -I'm in!

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