Name: His Story
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) bedpan

Just run one of the other nurses down here with some bedpan, please.
2) hellhole

if there's someone at that hellhole of a hospital you actually listen to,
3) halitosis

and get a whiff of your halitosis while you turn and cough,
4) vertebra

- How's it going? - I just got my vertebra fused.
5) whiff

and get a whiff of your halitosis while you turn and cough,
6) loner

as "loner" that you can't quit.
7) bravado

You see, behind this boorish bravado of yours
8) toot

- It's not about that. - Is it my sleep toot?
9) mullet

The guy in the mullet is checking me out.
10) virginity

That is exactly how I lost my virginity.
11) twig

Bob, the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries
12) fella

So see you fella tonight, what, around 7:30?
13) frat

The typical surgeon. A dumb, arrogant frat boy
14) chilli

Are you talking to that chilli dog?
15) racket

Save the racket for the tennis court, big guy.
16) booze

Get there for 7:30. We'll have food, booze, the whole nine yards.
17) stride

I've hit my stride as a doctor, all my patients are doing well,
18) apron

I've only got one apron, though, so bring your own if you wanna wear one.

1) cherish

...make sure you cherish it.
2) owe

Anyway, I owe you one.
3) react

Take a deep breath and count to ten before you react.
4) freeze

Dear God, you're actually frozen with fear.
5) mess

Turk's relationship is so mess up I decided to lighten his mood.
6) blame

I've been thinking about how you blame me for everything
7) argue

We act like school kids and argue over who we think you got a crush on.
8) invest

and is so invest in this narcissistic notion of yourself
9) shut

You shut up.
10) suppose

What's that suppose to mean?
11) invite

Anyway, I invite a couple of my friends over to the apartment while she's gone.
12) appreciate

Everybody, I appreciate solidarity,
13) pat

The second Dr Cox pat me on the shoulder
14) bet

I bet you never made out in there before.
15) promise

Look, I promise you the Door Open button was not working.
16) crack

Nothing crack him up more than the block-the-door-with-my-foot gag.
17) imagine

Boy, I gotta say, your wife is hotter than I ever imagine.
18) pull

So you pull pigtails

1) etcetera

- Dammit! - Perry! How are you, etcetera?
2) intentionally

It's that you identify the good choice and then intentionally do the opposite.
3) professionally

that benefited you personally and professionally?
4) occasionally

or that I occasionally menstruate.
5) somewhere

Are you kissing me because you want this to go somewhere
6) personally

that benefited you personally and professionally?
7) obviously

Hello, Perry. You're obviously trying to bully me.
8) unfortunately

I'd invite you. Unfortunately, it's guys only.
9) eventually

until eventually, and please, trust me on this,
10) twice

plus he's twice as fast as the other guy.
11) truly

And as scary as it is being truly vulnerable with another human being,
12) exactly

That is exactly how I lost my virginity.
13) sometimes

Sometimes you know it's a crappy day from the moment you wake.
14) finally

and I've finally figured out that even though they're uncomfortable,
15) deep

what's even scarier is that deep down inside you know you picked this man,
16) outside

Go ahead. I'll see you outside.
17) actually

Yeah, I actually just got off a double shift.
18) inside

but unless you wanna come inside and give the fellas a lap dance,

1) boorish

You see, behind this boorish bravado of yours
2) unfulfilled

to whatever unfulfilled fantasy of love you concocted
3) disgusting

whose behaviour is so disgusting,
4) arrogant

The typical surgeon. A dumb, arrogant frat boy
5) embarrassed

She's covering because she's embarrassed she likes a nurse
6) insecure

I know that I've been acting like an insecure idiot.
7) embarrassing

it is embarrassing for a woman to be seen with him.
8) uncomfortable

and I've finally figured out that even though they're uncomfortable,
9) rude

But she is so rude.
10) supportive

Kevin was freaking out about his divorce. I was being supportive.
11) dumb

The typical surgeon. A dumb, arrogant frat boy
12) incoming

Yeah. Incoming. How you doing?
13) vulnerable

And as scary as it is being truly vulnerable with another human being,
14) latino

Further explaining your love of the Latino people.
15) nervous

Nervous Guy! How you feeling?
16) decent

What the hell, he's a decent kid.
17) stuck

Hi, yeah, I'm stuck in the elevator.
18) excited

Laverne, I am so excited about this doctor I just met.

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