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00:20:12
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Well, is there anything I need to do for her lung nodule?
That and the smell of urinal cakes.
Dr Kelso, I have a low anterior resection this afternoon
- Or, in Mr Hilliard's case... - Sexual arousal?
You know what? Some stereotype are true, Turk, OK.
Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.
"JD has a tiny pickle."
What's the deal, Alpha Dog? Gonna cut me some slack?
Went down to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in.
Went down to the waterfall, stripped off our scrub, dove in.
Don't worry about it, champ. It's all right to need me.
he gets all hyped up, his vein stick out of his neck and he starts yelling?
Well, you know when he gets on his rant,
My goodness, Newbie, are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here
It would just be peach. But then it occurred to me
My cousin's volleyball team has a game tonight.
like I've lost my spark or something.
Now I like it when my boyfriend looks at my wagon and goes, bam!
Women inject God-knows-what into their face to have lips like mine.
Now, this is how you relieve stress.
I lived and breathe for that guy's approval.
- You remind me of my sister. - But I'm not your sister.
Grown-ups tackle each other all the time.
- I'm not attract to you. - Why?
I never blame Jordan. I was chief resident, I was here all the time,
Went down to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in.
And it can be trigger by a number of things.
Ms Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head.
It's been so weird since I got engage.
You're actually jealous that I'm hang out with another doctor.
Aw, Perry, you pee standing up at work?
Did we just slip into some alternate dimension
I always get my ass kick but not today.
Hey, Dr Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lie to you last night.
I wonder why Dr Cox and Jordan got divorce.
- What are you smiling about? - I just made a new friend.
Finally, stage three, Cox begrudgingly offers a little respect,
became abundantly clear.
Well, I'd really like grandkids someday,
That's more than most women. But when I can't make you fall asleep,
Are you kidding me? We lived, we loved, we sang, for crying out loud.
It has a hip guard. I'm guessing it's always coming loose.
Unfortunately, that never works.
you did it knowing full well exactly how I felt about her.
Sometimes in an awkward situation, it's best to go to your happy place.
Finally, stage three, Cox begrudgingly offers a little respect,
since Jordan told you her baby was actually his.
and we'd do stuff together, medical stuff.
That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas.
But when we talk, I have nothing to say. How about asking me how I am for once?
I always get my ass kicked but not today.
But God Almighty, I'm trying hard this time.
If there's a God, you never will. This is Mrs Grayson's chart.
Kudos for honesty there, Newbie, but again no talking.
A little possessive, but I'm flattered.
I'll ask him an innocuous question,
Another pretentious private-practice guy
It's insensitive, but let's face it, narcolepsy is a funny condition.
devious, horrible excuse for a human being.
Sometimes in an awkward situation, it's best to go to your happy place.
That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas.
Wanna make him jealous?
It's not uncommon.
My goodness, Newbie, are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here
Is falling asleep after sex considered narcolepsy,
Since you lost that stupid game, aren't you more stressed than usual?
This is so unfair. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off.
No, if she does die, you'll feel awful
and I always made damn sure she knew she came second.
It's been so weird since I got engaged.
Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to.
I don't feel attractive at all lately,