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00:24:29
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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I'd say you got a shot with the busboy over there.
- How's meathead? - I know I'm not a doctor,
Who's ready for some Frisbee?
Newbie, any doctor with a shred of self-respect
Well, I do have better bedside manner.
Which waitress do you think will do me?
It's only heartburn, sweetie. You'll be fine.
You know I'd play, sweetie, but because I'm just a nurse,
I had to talk to Elliot before the morbidity and mortality conference,
for your annoying little moth, so if you could fly away,
My God, you'd be more subtle if you stood naked in the hallway
Deceased. Now, don't be frightened, sweetheart. No one's on trial here.
Peanut-butter cracker! Go! Go! Go!
It's like watching a shark circle a baby harp seal.
Excuse me for not having all your male ambition.
Hey, Elliot, I'm sorry that I was such a jerk before,
I decided to show some gut and lay down the smoothest rap I knew.
That's right, turf and turf.
I overreact. That's something I'm working on in therapy to not do as much.
I jot a couple of things down.
Deceased. Now, don't be frighten, sweetheart. No one's on trial here.
so unless those things dispense A1 Sauce, I'd keep moving.
- Hey, Carla, you got a second? - No, actually, I'm swamp.
Look at that. I bounce back.
He's a little bust up. It's not a big deal.
But should that happen, you may rest assure
Come on! I laugh so hard when I thought of that
Then I quit.
At least not until the family sue your little behind.
that I pee a little.
You realize this doesn't count, right?
So you promise me you're gonna be more careful?
and see my kid's fourth-grade play, but you caught me.
I decide to show some guts and lay down the smoothest rap I knew.
This just suck, you know?
You are the best thing that has ever happen to me.
but admittedly that could be because I haven't asked anyone.
and yet you use phrases like "take orally"
She means our tushies. We go back, but walk backwards.
But I barely get to see my boyfriend as it is.
Speaking of things that are perfectly fine...
- No, sir. - You're damn right you're not.
and make our "friends forever" collage.
and she chose an extremely risky course.
What I said earlier came out completely the wrong way
You just flat out get women, don't you?
Sometimes it's just realizing that you're not as happy as you thought.
Finally, we have Dr Reid's necrotizing fasciitis case.
At least not until the family sues your little behind.
You're almost there.
- Hey, Carla, you got a second? - No, actually, I'm swamped.
- This is kind of romantic, right? - Check it out.
is because nobody came along to hand me a brochure?
of you, me, and a player to be named later?
about Mrs Kahn's necrotizing fasciitis.
because the instant I heard your shrill voice
and I am extremely tickled
Needless to say, my physician was stumped.
and she chose an extremely risky course.
You're unbelievable.
- That'll pass. - I still think it's lame
You're right, baby. I'm sorry. That's rude.
Well, now, I don't have any definitive confirmations yet,
Dude, I am just as disappointed as you are.
Maybe she's upset because she knows I'm right.
- Peachy keen. - Great.
Well, yes, it does, but here, that's what makes it delicious.
Steady. Easy now.
sitting bare-ass on the hospital's copier machine.
Were you named after a precious jewel...ie?
This is a crucial moment. Pick your words carefully.
Baby, I know you had a rough day, and I was part of it.