Name: Bachman's Earnings Over-Ride
Released: 2017-04-25
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) scone

What you noshing on? Cranberry scone?
2) tartar

Come on, Eggs Benny, a little spinach tartar, you'll flirt with the waitress.
3) fella

Hey, fella, is it me, or is it a bit chilly in here?
4) swag

I was going to do, like, a whole swag fail thing, you know?
5) buttocks

Gavin Belson just presented us with his bare buttocks in submission.
6) incompetence

just to protect you from your own fucking incompetence?
7) bridesmaid

before her fucking bridesmaid ruin the whole thing,
8) waitress

Come on, Eggs Benny, a little spinach tartar, you'll flirt with the waitress.
9) tortoise

in our Hooli store at a pace one might call "tortoise-like."
10) nemesis

against his nemesis, the insolent and cocksure hare.
11) evangelism

Something, say, Chief Evangelism Officer?
12) waiter

WAITER: That's pesca-pescatarian.
13) verge

if we want to make it to this Verge photoshoot.
14) tactic

Maybe it was a negotiating tactic?
15) fable

As the fable teaches us,
16) creep

- Boy, some people. - WOMAN: What a creep.
17) pager

Claude, you're on pager duty until we get back.
18) hare

- The hare is Pied Piper. -Indeed it is. Someone's read their Aesop.

1) outbid

Maybe. It hasn't come up. I... So wait, she outbid you?
2) nosh

What you nosh on? Cranberry scone?
3) stumble

I grant you, we've stumble on offense of late,
4) swear

- I swear. - Well, then who the fuck did?
5) regret

I regret nothing. I'm going to get coffee.
6) bump

- I'm glad we bump into each other. - Me, too.
7) undo

Oh, Donald, you've come undo. (CHUCKLES SADLY)
8) deserve

I think Richard deserve it. And then I figured tomorrow in the a.m.,
9) dump

to know that insiders only dump stock like that
10) approve

If I have approval of any buyer, and I am the only buyer I approve,
11) slip

once you slip it on, everything will change.
12) kick

I tell you, when we get up to altitude and the Wi-Fi kick in,
13) lie

and you made me a part of it, so now I'm lying to him, too.
14) burn

you've burn through three-quarters of $1 billion,
15) throw

You're the one who threw a million-dollar party.
16) pull

She pull down our pants and fucked us in front of our parents.
17) teach

As the fable teach us,
18) push

If you push a little harder, you could have scored right there on camera.

1) seemingly

on the heels of powering down the entire Hooli campus for seemingly no reason,
2) technically

It's not technically a lie.
3) nicely

Jared asked you nicely to step back, so step the fuck back.
4) whatsoever

From this point forward, you will have nothing to do with this company whatsoever.
5) literally

That's literally the only reason that I told you any of this.
6) somehow

But somehow you ended up with all of his shares. How?
7) solely

Which is one who eats solely fish who eat other fish.
8) virtually

with virtually nothing to show for it.
9) potentially

He potentially fucked the company.
10) besides

And besides, let's be honest,
11) basically

Then again, you're basically lighting Erlich on fire.
12) apparently

a typo that apparently couldn't be changed,
13) definitely

And it's all in there. This will definitely set the record straight.
14) absolutely

No. No, absolutely not.
15) indeed

- You play chess? - I do. Indeed.
16) certainly

Well, uh, you are certainly more than qualified to be our new head of PR.
17) exactly

Oh, really? What exactly did he say?
18) approximately

which ran to approximately $713,000.

1) insolent

against his nemesis, the insolent and cocksure hare.
2) unattractive

because however unattractive this jacket may seem to you,
3) pinched

I can see by the sour, pinched expressions on all your faces
4) ironic

I sense you're doing something ironic with it,
5) splendid

Oh, Emily Chang, it is just splendid to be here with you at historical Pier 3,
6) unfortunate

that Richard has filled you in regarding the unfortunate circumstances
7) sour

I can see by the sour, pinched expressions on all your faces
8) overwhelming

All the media stuff has been pretty overwhelming, especially lately.
9) harsh

Yeah, this is way harsh than anything you ever wrote.
10) dumb

You can play dumb all you want to.
11) informative

Informative. Thorough.
12) dietary

and given them a list of phony dietary restrictions just to cause a scene.
13) bare

I built this company with my bare hands in my fucking garage.
14) desperate

Well, half of them. He was pretty desperate to stay on the team.
15) presidential

I'm trying to take her up to the presidential suite
16) broke

- I'm broke, Richard. -(SIGHS)
17) drunk

She's so drunk she won't know the difference. See you around, Richie.
18) fucked

I don't even want to think about how fucked I got missing out on Erlich's shares. Fuck.

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