Name: Daily Active Users
Released: 2017-04-25
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) excrement

leaving only a crater behind of torn flesh and excrement,
2) mores

to traditional Judeo-Christian mores of right and wrong.
3) charade

I'm sorry, Gavin. What charade?
4) nuance

a step-by-step guide to all of the nuance of your platform.
5) prerogative

that is his prerogative and it is our duty to climb on,
6) possum

Consider the possum. Nature's...
7) boardroom

Gavin, if you're bringing another animal into this boardroom,
8) caveat

- Yeah. - All of this with the caveat that
9) guerrilla

user meet-ups, create a guerrilla marketing campaign
10) rapport

You and I have never really had much of a rapport, have we?
11) liar

Gilfoyle's right, you're a terrible liar.
12) crater

leaving only a crater behind of torn flesh and excrement,
13) terminator

throughout this seminar saying, "Hey, is this thing like the Terminator?"
14) metaphor

Yes. Tables. I see. It's a metaphor.
15) resignation

Says the chairperson of the board that recently asked for my resignation.
16) recruiter

...the salaries, recruiter fees...
17) runway

Come on, we have a few weeks of runway left.
18) meantime

but in the meantime, we are flying high!

1) destine

But secretly, I knew that any such platform was destine to fail.
2) terrify

I terrify you, as I should.
3) scramble

because they only have tiny, scramble pieces of them?
4) invent

So you invent Skype a few months ago?
5) beg

Guys? Please don't leave. I beg you.
6) owe

I mean, it won't be anywhere close to what you're owe in back pay,
7) revise

with a significantly revise bonus and stock options package.
8) freak

"Totally freak out by the platform."
9) optimize

neural network, optimize, sharded data distribution system,
10) tear

leaving only a crater behind of torn flesh and excrement,
11) hack

-that I hack together and... - Shut up, Dinesh!
12) assure

And I assure you, gentlemen of the Hooli board,
13) nail

AD EXEC: We kind of thought we nail it with tables,
14) engage

They've been engaging with the platform for about an hour now.
15) quit

So I quit.
16) suppose

Gavin, I'm really not suppose to be talking to you,
17) kick

Besides, I think I'm getting tired of being kick in the balls.
18) smile

What's he smiling at?

1) secretly

But secretly, I knew that any such platform was destined to fail.
2) inevitably

Of course, inevitably, we will run out of fuel and plummet towards the Earth,
3) technically

and technically complex compression-based platform
4) nicely

It's a really nicely done place.
5) nowhere

- And nowhere, sort of. -(MURMURING)
6) barely

I barely have any customers to support, Richard.
7) literally

It's not as if I don't want to, it's just that we literally can't do it.
8) instantly

or compose a text message, it's on all of your devices instantly.
9) aside

Crashing aside, I think this is the plan, and,
10) besides

Besides, I think I'm getting tired of being kicked in the balls.
11) apparently

MONICA: Well, apparently Jared knows.
12) broad

a broad-based compression platform in direct competition with Pied Piper.
13) certainly

Almost certainly not.
14) exactly

Uh, I don't want to say exactly how much.
15) alone

Lie. You just want me to go to the bar and leave you alone.
16) perhaps

Like, perhaps, after we experience
17) fucking

And to be honest, it's really embarrassing to be so fucking wrong.
18) instead

Instead, I'm going to let the new head of product

1) sharded

neural network, optimized, sharded data distribution system,
2) indisposed

JARED: Richard? Are you indisposed?
3) multivalent

Multivalent states? No?
4) minuscule

you don't have enough money for even a minuscule ad buy.
5) tepid

Your tepid response to our intrepid boss makes me ill.
6) sentient

No. Pied Piper will in no way become sentient and try to take over the world.
7) intolerable

This is intolerable. A man can only take so much.
8) legit

- Are those numbers legit? - Of course.
9) harmonious

in a harmonious and productive manner.
10) intrepid

Your tepid response to our intrepid boss makes me ill.
11) irresponsible

It would be irresponsible to estimate.
12) embarrassing

And to be honest, it's really embarrassing to be so fucking wrong.
13) optimistic

putting us far ahead of even the most optimistic profit targets
14) uncomfortable

You're made uncomfortable by untruth.
15) engineered

and you said it felt engineered. (SCOFFS)
16) neural

will enable the neural net to start optimizing the platform.
17) robust

Legend has it its memory is so robust it never forgets.
18) sophisticated

So, Richard, you want us to take the most sophisticated

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