Name: The Keenan Vortex
Released: 2017-06-20
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) barmaid

Guess what. I walked right up to the barmaid,
2) tantrum

♪ I'm a problem child, I be throwing tantrum ♪
3) baller

especially because now I have this baller algorithm
4) nitty

so I don't recall all of the little nitty-gritty details.
5) vermin

And I will sleep in the bilge with the vermin,
6) bilge

And I will sleep in the bilge with the vermin,
7) guerilla

aggressive guerilla marketing.
8) ogre

and now I have to be the ogre that says no to him. Great.
9) rubble

♪ Picking up the pieces, sifting through the rubble ♪
10) bong

and his bong and head out to the palapa to sulk a few minutes ago.
11) fad

How good can it be? VR is just a fad.
12) starvation

and probably sink or die of starvation or scurvy,
13) pun

These are world-class pun! Now I got nothing!
14) biometric

Anyone care to talk secure biometric?
15) microprocessor

at our microprocessor plant in Acton.
16) bullshit

Monthly? Bullshit. It's been four days.
17) metaphor

Hawaii? It's a metaphor we've been using.
18) breaker

Well, a semitruck slid right through the door and hit the main breaker panel

1) undervalue

It got me to thinking that perhaps I had undervalue my own company,
2) incinerate

The driver was incinerate, instantly.
3) gouge

Everyone else in my division is getting gouge
4) chomp

and you're not exactly chomp at the chance to fund us, are you?
5) vomit

You really vomit a lot...
6) invent

He invent one little thing, and then he's gonna make a billion dollars,
7) bum

and I was getting bum, so I turned my phone off,
8) melt

and melt down the entire facility.
9) rub

you were rub VR's face in a pile of its own make--
10) curse

curse with the Midas touch of shit.
11) warn

♪ We the boys everybody warn you about ♪
12) dare

How dare he put me in this position?
13) hack

So stoked you guys liked it. I hack it together last summer
14) acquire

Isn't that why Keenan has acquire us?
15) quit

You see, if I quit Bream-Hall, then Keenan is free to do whatever he wants.
16) hang

Is it cool if we hang out, just to, like, play around with the VR some more?
17) involve

A bonus? There's no cash involve,
18) suppose

but you're not suppose to be at this table.

1) wherever

and you can look wherever you want,
2) instantly

The driver was incinerated, instantly.
3) basically

So, basically, this new title just means that you,
4) obviously

I see. Well, our thoughts and prayers, obviously,
5) apparently

Apparently, all of our cold data has gone hot,
6) truly

Yes, and said keyman is none other than yours truly.
7) indeed

Oh! Sweet. Sweet indeed. It's human hair.
8) certainly

Now, if he can pull something together that fast, certainly I can.
9) exactly

Meaning what exactly?
10) immediately

and, like, immediately. Yeah. Yeah.
11) alone

let alone the full-bloated platform.
12) perhaps

It got me to thinking that perhaps I had undervalued my own company,
13) sometimes

Sometimes there's actual frost on the road,
14) fucking

What? That's fucking crazy.
15) especially

especially because now I have this baller algorithm
16) almost

Can almost see my breath, huh?
17) outside

♪ Are we outside ♪
18) fine

Yeah, I felt fine the entire time.

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