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00:21:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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I'm happy to say your sufferin' succotash
and tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin?
and tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin?
So I guess we're both klutz, huh?
there's a certain amount of guesswork involved in this.
Pause for laugh and amazement.
BRIAN: Do you even have a placenta?
the fertilization device is complete.
Yes. I saw he was scrubbing his back with a long celery stalk.
Coming up, a white waiter at a Chinese restaurant?
into my temporary uterus through my fertilization device.
from that weird aisle nobody else goes down.
But I used carrot and celery.
This is real life, mister, so man up!
Why are you being such a jerk?
Well, certainly not a runway model.
and cheer you on. Let's go!
to change the cat litter. We don't have a cat.
sneeze real hard and all that came out.
was ambush in Kabul this morning, so now
Some sad news this morning as 38 schoolchildren drown
Yes. I saw he was scrub his back with a long celery stalk.
Why not? Why am I always apologizing
You're the one who insist I be a stay-at-home mom.
♪ I swear it's true ♪
"Oh, behave."
I'm moving through the scene and I slam the door.
Uh, uh, people react to watching gross stuff.
Let me ask you, are you leak? Because I've been leak.
How dare you!
I smell pee. Yes, you do, Brian.
How attach to them are you?
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they'll be adopt.
there's a certain amount of guesswork involve in this.
I suppose I could give it a try.
♪ Shot through the heart ♪
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
This feels incredibly wrong.
This is your opportunity to do things differently.
But from strictly eyeballing you,
in order to successfully impregnate me.
It'll just take a second. I-I normally wouldn't do this,
was absolutely delicious.
Well, certainly not a runway model.
Of where? I'm not sure exactly.
Y-You're not leaving me alone with these things.
this could be a chance for you to finally make things right.
because we are already way behind.
especially to four children.
Too late. Oh, we should be gluten-free together!
Almost done.
You know, I was actually thinking,
but I was already kind of in the middle of something,
and soon we'll be proud parents, like Ron Livingston's parents.
Why are you so obsessed with circumcision?
Unbelievable. You know what, we should just go out and start filming.
We should've just gotten Jimmy Fallon to do any lame thing.
You look ridiculous like that.
Geez, that word looks even harsh when it's in all caps.
Stewie, this is awful.
Okay, Chef Fudd, I was a little disappointed in you this week.
Okay, this one is deaf.
Don't answer. It's just that Brian's been so distant lately,
And now the viral video of the week,
was absolutely delicious.
Stewie, you have to get rid of it.
Ugh. I didn't seem too desperate, right?
from that weird aisle nobody else goes down.
Careful, don't get anything on the...
And I'm trying to keep the more attractive ones in this area.
That's odd.
This one's bones all feel loose.