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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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We are three noblewomen in distress...
PURSER: Attention, passengers.
Bet it's from a girl in the lunchroom
you go down to steerage
to release pent-up time-travel farts.
See you later, douche bags!
the network that brought you your sunscreen in two days.
it's that you're a moron!
Now, the man at the podium is Thomas Jefferson.
into a "tug" boat? (laughs)
How's this for positive reinforcement?!
of those funny Southwest lifeboat attendant.
That this is the absolute zenith of your ability?!
You're a jerk!
Nein, nein! No fire! Ist gut!
because as you know, we work for peanut!
don't forget to give us your extra snack
Also, I gave the string quartet the sheet music
He was terrified of the water.
I think I owe you an apology.
I haven't been attract to Lois for a year and a half.
(jiggles handle) Damn it, it's nail shut.
It's been destroy!
Chris seems to be struggling in his classes,
Stewie, you're suppose to be looking for Chris.
and he got shot in a hotel
It's even more magnificent than I imagine.
Ha! Now I'm catch fire.
Yeah, we-we've kind of already decide
What are the chances all those states suck?
as you exit the boat,
Wait, what's that note pin to your backpack?
and I'm kind of spent.
Who said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"?
I guess your father and I will have to talk to the principal
And before you judge your mother--
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
He's nowhere.
We have to somehow get to dry land.
Besides, saving this ship would mean
I've never even successfully made love
You're absolutely hopeless!
certainly aren't on this ship.
Principal Shepherd, exactly how poorly is Chris doing?
Stewie, almost everyone on the Titanic died!
to actually show Chris history...
Yeah, we-we've kind of already decided
See you later, douche bags!
and often when kids have trouble in school,
All right, Chris, let's discuss what you've learned so far.
We've got to stick together.
Did you ever consider the reason you're having trouble
I always knew Chris wasn't a great student,
He's studying as hard as he can, but it doesn't seem to matter.
I refrigerated shoes.
passing ninth grade is that you're incapable
but I had no idea the situation was so dire.
Well, that's very disappointing.
This ship, it's... it's unbelievable.
They were always a ridiculous people.
I'm afraid he'll have to repeat ninth grade.
Excuse me, have any of you seen a blond teenage boy?
It's even more magnificent than I imagined.
You're the smart one in the family, and I'm the dumb one.
I mean, God, if only we could get rid of these damn arms
If I'm such a moron, then how did I get on a fancy boat?!
Bunch of drunk, fat, pie-faced Irish fools.
I mean, God, if only we could get rid of these damn arms
I did-- he wasn't in the Turkish bath,
Be careful.
who got on those lifeboats were women of noble birth.
No, no, it's okay, Brian.