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The Family Guy » Season 13 » Take My Wife

00:21:38

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

53

Words to remember

Nouns

1) twitter

(laughs) Josh Radnor's twitter feed is so funny!
2) sarsaparilla

Oh, sarsaparilla!
3) slob

Stuffing your slob faces, taking video you'll never watch,
4) quagmire

Uh, Quagmire, I don't think you can go to dinner
5) numbness

Okay. I feel a numbness radiating down my left arm.
6) lifeguard

Got to let the lifeguard know he better keep an eye on me.
7) grunt

(grunt
8) cervix

I feel like my cervix hurts.
9) scum

You rebel scum!
10) sweetie

Find your sweetie and give her a tap.
11) sweetheart

Well, just Star Wars. But I missed you, sweetheart!
12) jerk

And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk about it.
13) burger

You got to warn somebody before you hand him a square burger.
14) barbecue

We have a special beach barbecue planned for you tonight,
15) meantime

but in the meantime, please enjoy all our amenities.
16) sock

Decades of black dress sock
17) soda

Do you think me throwing full soda into the garbage
18) elevator

but get ready to see a lot of airport elevator

Verbs

1) shove

I shove an employee at Wendy's and they called the cops.
2) shave

Shaved. Sor-sorry, what-what is it?
3) caption

Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
4) urge

I urge you to finish the program.
5) render

have render them smooth and mirror-like.
6) remind

Say, that remind me.
7) rebel

You rebel scum!
8) trick

Lois, I can't believe you trick us
9) suppose

All right, well, I suppose I could look into
10) shoot

Now, now, maybe they just shot Donna twice.
11) lie

I do not like being lie to.
12) burn

Keep it going... don't be afraid of the burn edges.
13) capture

So, how did you guys get capture?
14) lock

I'm lock those things up. Wait, you what?
15) lose

I'll get hit with a coconut so I lose my memory of this.
16) exist

you didn't know exist.
17) happen

And what the hell happen to you?
18) guess

You guys, you'll never guess what.

Adverbs

1) interestingly

But, interestingly, you have high compatibility
2) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) visually

And most importantly, it was a visually spectacular war.
4) asleep

Oh, Kimmie and I fell asleep on the beach.
5) potentially

I'm potentially in.
6) definitely

Yeah, you guys should definitely come.
7) successfully

You've successfully completed the program.
8) twice

Now, now, maybe they just shot Donna twice.
9) properly

although I don't think he's using them properly.
10) instead

to animate, so instead, here's some stock footage
11) thus

And thus began the Thousand Year War
12) actually

Yeah, I think Dad's actually kind of excited about it.
13) kind

Yeah, I think Dad's actually kind of excited about it.
14) soon

Yeah, I'm gonna hit the pool soon, myself.
15) enough

All right, fair enough.
16) together

No, we all just booked a vacation together
17) else

How else am I supposed to get my degree
18) ever

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone.

Adjectives

1) likin

Whatever, I like likin' things.
2) unappreciated

(sighs) I feel unappreciated,
3) legit

Oh, my God, this is legit ridic.
4) pathetic

Television? How pathetic.
5) neat

Well, say, this is pretty neat.
6) bored

I'm bored. Can't we do something else?
7) magnificent

They're magnificent.
8) brutal

It was a brutal war, it was a bitter war.
9) peaceful

it's very peaceful.
10) gorgeous

Oh, my God, this place is gorgeous.
11) excited

Yeah, I think Dad's actually kind of excited about it.
12) spectacular

And most importantly, it was a visually spectacular war.
13) mad

in the pool and then be mad when they get wet.
14) expensive

Look, it's not as expensive as it sounds.
15) smooth

have rendered them smooth and mirror-like.
16) dear

♪ But I'll wait, my dear ♪
17) wet

in the pool and then be mad when they get wet.
18) extreme

to traditional counseling, the stress of extreme danger