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The Family Guy » Season 15 » Peter's Def Jam

00:21:36

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) turd

Who's this turd? Oh, this is Georgie.
2) fistful

It was the fistful of Oxycontin.
3) quagmire

QUAGMIRE: It's known to swell its face
4) chowder

LOIS: Who wants chowder? Who wants chowder?
5) puffin

It's the yellow-headed puffin face.
6) whiz

some sort of whiz kid to do those?
7) lunatic

Yeah, if I wanted to hear a black guy ramble like a lunatic,
8) casket

Had an open casket at the funeral.
9) fiasco

'Cause of that audiobook fiasco
10) gambler

(techno beat plays along with "The Gambler")
11) intruder

That rip! Spunky's mama thought he was an intruder.
12) ferret

It's a ferret. Look at it, Brian.
13) velcro

Velcro shoes. Hmm, Velcro shoes.
14) slap

for Deejay Peter and the Sound Slap!
15) stall

All right, tell you what I'd do, I'd back into a bathroom stall,
16) audition

"Miss audition."
17) vodka

Yeah. Yeah, I'd drink vodka and Gatorade to that.
18) dominance

to assert dominance when threatened.

Verbs

1) plow

Peter, I was plow this college chick last night,
2) threaten

to assert dominance when threaten.
3) cue

All right, Peter, it's all cue up.
4) spill

This is what happens when you lick your spill latte
5) steal

and stolen, you want the U.S. Postal Service.
6) smell

All right, now how long has your husband smell like this?
7) belong

This room belong to me and the ferret now.
8) hang

I'm glad we hung out after you struck out with my mom.
9) suppose

Well, then where am I suppose to sleep?
10) wash

LOIS: Peter, where are you? You will wash your hands
11) shoot

Shot him right in the face.
12) appreciate

I just appreciate that you guys
13) wake

Peter, wake up.
14) throw

When you want something expensive throw on your porch
15) bet

in-progress homeless sex. I bet it stink.
16) alarm

so don't be alarm. Aah! Son of a bitch!
17) taste

They all taste the same. What?
18) strike

I'm glad we hung out after you struck out with my mom.

Adverbs

1) definitively

Well, there's only one way to find out definitively.
2) accidentally

Aw, great! I accidentally started Chris's birth video.
3) backwards

Feels like we should be moving these pieces backwards.
4) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
5) practically

He practically sleeps on top of you.
6) repeatedly

where Michael Fassbender repeatedly spanks
7) nowhere

Friggin' bird came out of nowhere!
8) obviously

What? I mean, obviously, if you had to fight
9) definitely

Uh, definitely not. Anyone with a computer can make one.
10) successfully

that you could successfully take on?
11) certainly

After all, you certainly can't be any worse
12) sometimes

'cause sometimes I get on a roll.
13) especially

Especially after I'd been such a jerk to you.
14) almost

Stop moving. I almost got him.
15) actually

Ah. That's actually not a bad idea.
16) together

I thought we were all in this together.
17) else

Okay, okay, someone else.
18) ever

ever have sex with each other?

Adjectives

1) inflated

I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.
2) rambling

this rambling, boring conversation containing
3) audible

NARRATOR (over computer): Audible dot com presents,
4) recurring

we've got a recurring flea problem.
5) backwards

He's a... he's a backwards mechanic.
6) awful

It's just my allergies. They've been awful.
7) deaf

I've gone deaf.
8) legitimate

Like, what's the legitimate number of fourth-graders
9) delicious

By the way, I ate all the "L"s. They're delicious.
10) loud

You're messy, you're loud, and thanks to you,
11) weird

I-I don't know. These questions are weird.
12) tough

Woo-whee, this is a tough one.
13) stupid

Hey stupid deaf guy!
14) okay

Lois, are you okay? Ugh. Yeah.
15) gross

She did that. She's gross.
16) mad

You've got some mad deejay skills.
17) exciting

You know, this is exciting.
18) expensive

When you want something expensive thrown on your porch

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