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00:21:35
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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bringing in that fat slob?!
♪ It's family dining with a mobster feel ♪
Want a meatball?
Great. Now let's go find some chump's restaurant
I had no idea he had so much pent-up aggression.
Damn, Quagmire!
Well, now, what brings you fella to the festival?
Everybody take a chance on Whack-a-Big-a-Pussy!
♪ The showbiz stories while you eat your veal ♪
♪ Our cocktail waitress has enormous cans ♪
♪ And top-shelf booze ♪
Look, Brian, I affectionately pat all the waiter on the ass.
♪ A "beep-bop-dooby-dop" Italian tune ♪
It may be the five loaves of garlic bread
pick up the slack in the bathroom.
And then a record whose proceeds go directly to creditor.
We're screwed once Chris takes the mound
I had no idea he had so much pent-up aggression.
Shattered. We shatter his arm.
You guys are creep me out.
This sucks even worse than when I stub my toe.
Yeah, they got crush.
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Now, fellas, the tables should all be bolt to the floor
because people are steal the tables.
been exhaust from pitching, my left arm's had to, uh,
We're screw once Chris takes the mound
He did it. He drag me out here.
when he wasn't chasing a duck or being chase by a duck.
You're suppose to yell "Bella, Bella"
I appreciate you trying it my way.
Then I realize how stupid that is,
murder in a barber chair.
Look, Brian, I affectionately pat all the waiters on the ass.
Hey, which one of you threw that apple at my car?
I bet you if Joey was giving it to you, you'd take it.
Look, Brian, I affectionately pat all the waiters on the ass.
All right, I'm gonna exit while discreetly
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Technically against Chris's baseball team.
Oh, yeah, sometimes I even watch a whole Blacklist.
Yeah, otherwise there's no way we're gonna make a profit.
Admit it, you wish it was me in that car instead of him!
(chuckles): It-it's actually Brian.
Well, pull it together, Peter,
That... that-that was something else.
The only way we could ever make money now is if Chris lost.
Sure we can.
But at least I didn't have to pay out
Why does everything bad always happen to me?!
I don't know, I've never played baseball before.
Look, he's doing it again.
when people hold in their aggression for too long.
Little-known secret about Charlton Heston.
Jerome, another round for my blurry friends.
Maybe, but first, let's have an unearned
Shattered. We shattered his arm.
could huck rotten apples at passing cars.
It's an iPad, you dumb cow!
♪ Our cocktail waitress has enormous cans ♪
♪ Gorgeous views ♪
Okay, now that I'm decent.
What fake class do they also make you teach?
It's a weird time to brag about your wife, Peter.
but let's go rough up a teenager for beer money!
Then I realized how stupid that is,
But it's okay; it's for gambling.
Trust me. I bought the absolute latest issue of Archie comics,
Oh, hey, fellow teens.
Wow, look how proud my dad is.
Every child here has seen a relative
thanks to their secret weapon, star pitcher Chris Griffin.