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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Etienne will whip you up an egg dish with some shallot
♪ You're a miser ♪
Wow, so you can just bypass all that gridlock?
(chuckles) Oh, Quagmire, you are so predictable.
How about a knuckle sandwich?
Why are you engaging in cartoon profanity?
His cataract are getting worse.
I did play the oboe in high school,
All right, guys, let's go drink a bunch of free booze
where our poop stinks, and we all eat garbage.
♪ A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam ♪
and pour some of that Scotch of yours to celebrate.
Ah, the bastard kicked me out 'cause I'm not good enough.
Well, tha-tha's why the whole family came to support you.
(crowd chatter, camera shutter clicking)
Is he up on that balcony? Yes.
The violin takes discipline and dedication.
I got to take a leak. Daddy, you can't see.
to being a little pamper over at Carter's.
Now, Mr. Pewterschmidt, your vision will be impair
I offend Carter by offering to work for him.
and guess the weight of any baby that was toss to me.
Didn't you hear him? I'm all heal.
Why are you engaging in cartoon profanity?
Mr. Pewterschmidt, your service dog has arrive.
Well, I was-- that's how I got rev up to perform.
Ah, the bastards kick me out 'cause I'm not good enough.
just until he realize I'm a great hang.
Whatever you're going to say next, I bet it's wrong.
that I was blind by luxury and comfort,
when he pull the sword from the stone.
Oh, and they also taught me
since he got caught using that fake ID.
We decide we'd rather be lousy with you than great without you.
you all would've lost your minds laughing.
♪ If you spend it ♪
to attack genetically modified foods.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
And besides, I'm off to the spa down at the club.
Oh, he definitely knows.
and the girls wouldn't leave me alone.
I'm glad you finally agreed to have
Otherwise it's weird.
Anyway, I know this makes me sound awful, but I almost wish
I'm learning violin. It's kind of like my new hobby.
Hey, hope you feel better soon.
Ah, the bastards kicked me out 'cause I'm not good enough.
See you later. Wait, wait, wait.
and then we could all play together.
Who else? Uh, Stewie and Brian.
It's... it's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
I sure was.
I always liked the violin,
I'm gonna work really hard just like my deodorant.
Well, I'd be careful with your uptown ways.
Oh, God, this is embarrassing.
♪ But he'd rather be miserable with than without ♪
(chuckles) Oh, Quagmire, you are so predictable.
Lousy no-good rotten frassum-rassum...
Is somebody making a Cuban sandwich?
Anyway, I know this makes me sound awful, but I almost wish
Yeah, I haven't seen him this upset
or anywhere you want to feel peaceful.
God, I'm so nervous.
What time you going to bed, fancy boy?
since he got caught using that fake ID.
Otherwise it's weird.
Well, I'd be careful with your uptown ways.
Yeah, back in my day you had to be a triple threat
I'm just so mad. Don't you mean sad?
Why can't he help you? What? That's stupid.
I'm just so mad. Don't you mean sad?