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00:44:52
William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky
1019
I'm pretty sure bigamy is still a felony in the state of Illinois.
No way, I'm not having that nutcase at my wedding.
...ifl gotta drag his ass back there myself.
The whole idea of marriage is a useless vestige of an archaic civilization.
They're a bizarre appendage. An afterthought.
The unpredictability is what makes them so exciting.
Well, I know this. Thatjust like the honeybee, God has many eyes.
KASH: Little of both. IAN: Ooh.
And my monoamine oxidase inhibitor.
IAN: Is the blindfold for surprise or so I don't know where you live?
Seeing more of my oncologist than I see of my whole family.
Should only be two testicle invited to this party.
Oh, is that, like, a sibling brother, or just a black-guy brothel’?
You look like a douche bag with that mullet.
-How would you know? -I watched one unravel.
-Aggravated assault, larceny and arson. -Arson? Who you talking about?
It's lasagna, straight from the oven. Still warm.
It was probably that nut—vise sex toy of hers that gave you the damn cancer.
Now I'm, like, obsess. Phillips,
When I get back, I want the stock shelve with all labels facing the same direction.
I could get ordain online.
If you vomit more than twice, have any seizures...
I bet it itch like you got crabs in there.
There's no good way to sit, no underwear that's been devise...
Tucked between two legs, wedged right near your asshole.
While I admire your commitment, I gotta tell you, it's a bit over the top.
I've never been shave down there before.
...nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives.
Tucked between two legs, wedge right near your asshole.
You look nice. Where are you pretend to go?
...and it sort of freak me out.
Lots of people who love each other get married every day, Fiona.
-There's a reason for that. -He bust out of prison?
FIONA: Wasn't he drunk when he propose?
...for you for once you finally settle down.
It's freaking me out. And it smell like goats in here.
It's hot. I'm hot. Ahem, are you guys hot?
But it's also what makes them so damned unpredictable.
-Maybe some kids someday. -I thought you didn't want any kids.
How's that for happily ever after?
Ron, it's bullshit security. They practically give you your own key.
It'll burn nicely with all this taffeta.
And you'd always tag along with me wherever I went?
A cleft palate is merely the mark God leaves...
-Look, Momma, I-- -He set a little something aside...
You know, and besides, until gay people...
I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you two.
STEVE: The cars I sell are mainly not mine.
...to hold them effectively in place.
If you vomit more than twice, have any seizures...
Me neither, but it's on the state form.
[MOUTHS] She's not going anywhere.
It's lasagna, straight from the oven. Still warm.
Oh, God, no. I say leave those three bad boys down there alone.
Benign cyst. An ingrown hair.
Take my own goddamn life.
Showing up at your wedding fucking paralyzed and shit? Yeah.
-Maybe you're being a little pessimistic. -Heh, it'sjust a piece of paper.
And cousin Jimmy with that first wife, with the cleft palate.
Have you ever done a testicular self-examination?
The whole idea of marriage is a useless vestige of an archaic civilization.
Girl's momma just skipped the folic acid.
Immoral, don't you think? Lying to God's face.
...nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives.
May daily problems never cause you undue anxiety...
-"Ass cunt fuck!" on me. -Is he retarded?
But it's also what makes them so damned unpredictable.
Probably benign, then.
I thought it'd be nice to look my best for the grim reaper.
I wish. Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem.
But the more time went on, the more unreal it all seemed.
We're doing the Passion play again. It might get noisy.