Name: It's Time to Kill the Turtle
Released: 2017-12-11
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) euphemism

-Is that an euphemism? —I bought pasta.
2) congratulation

"Then, there's laughter and congratulation from several voices.
3) taser

Is that a taser’? Where'd you get that?
4) eyeliner

I was like, girl, you are not using my eyeliner if you have pink eye.
5) betterment

...of what you're doing for the betterment of society.
6) cheater

LIP: So when you're not busting SAT cheater, you're a teacher’?
7) douche

Douche bags.
8) chore

I haven't done my chore today.
9) fours

How about fours? Got any fours?
10) fella

No alcohol for this fella. And I got this guy to keep me honest.
11) bagel

Hey? Do you want a pizza bagel?
12) brat

We're gonna get our money and kick the little brat to the curb.
13) tequila

...shoot tequila for breakfast, and swear up a storm.
14) booze

Drink one sip of booze, light turns red.
15) sweetie

Steve got a text from Candace. "Sweetie, call me. It's important."
16) waiter

There's a new kids‘ place where the waiter dress like famous gangsters.
17) verge

Seriously, from, uh, my vantage point, looks like we're on the verge of fucking.
18) bender

Oh. Sure he's just on a bender. He'll surface.

1) demote

It got demote. Just like St. Christopher. Oh, God.
2) thal

...thal we commit to the American people...
3) doze

The ﬁre starter must have doze off. They're on her before she can escape...."
4) misunderstand

You've misunderstood.
5) hurl

Got right back on the horse, hit 10 more, hurl again.
6) cramp

My hand. I'm cramp up.
7) jumpstart

Mars, Venus, Earth, Mercury, Jupiter—- Many very early Martians jumpstart--
8) gasp

[DOOR CLOSES THEN SHEILA GASPS]
9) sew

...if you sew the holes in my socks, but this is just wrong. It's Saturday.
10) suppress

Unless of course, the anger that you suppress ﬁnally bubbles over...
11) sneak

-I didn't know if you were with someone. —Jason snuck out an hour ago.
12) shave

Like school children, when they shave their head for the cancer kid.
13) crawl

-You want some more coffee? —Oh, no. I'm crawl out of my skin.
14) swear

...shoot tequila for breakfast, and swear up a storm.
15) certify

Get you an ofﬁce job once you're certiﬁed.
16) marry

-You're one of ﬁve wives? —Married to a dude named Clyde?
17) skate

Sticks and Skates Sports Bar may need someone for this weekend.
18) propose

MAN: Nom again, we propose to do that...

1) secretly

Yeah, I know, but I'm secretly hoping you like it...
2) upstairs

Well, somebody couldn't wait to get upstairs last night.
3) accidentally

You'll knock her up, or someone like her. And she'll say it happened accidentally...
4) awhile

You're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude.
5) wherever

Come out, come out, wherever you are, heh.
6) anymore

Not a secret anymore.
7) everywhere

I mean, you took him everywhere with you, right?
8) seriously

-Well, who says I'm getting paid? —No, seriously, how much?
9) forever

Yeah. Your dad was in there forever.
10) absolutely

It is absolutely critical that as we move to get recovery back on track...
11) maybe

Maybe steal some sweatshirts from the bookstore.
12) deep

I got three fucking kids at home and you're going balls deep in that.
13) longer

...so we get to keep the kid longer because I wanna do dad things.
14) instead

That's what you get for going to Michigan instead of Harvard.
15) forward

From this point forward, we're going to be a family again.
16) probably

Probably.
17) late

LIAM: Late for school. School.
18) actually

I mean, how many of us has that actually worked on?

1) fost

Say hello to your new fost family, Ethel.
2) gummy

Looks like a gummy worm.
3) icky

I just feel icky about this. We're supposed to be taking care of her.
4) trite

...on the right track." It's a little trite, don't you think?
5) starling

Starling pay is $20 an hour.
6) goddamn

Pluto. Pluto. Pluto? It's not even a goddamn planet anymore.
7) shitty

You knew he was gonna go back to his regular shitty self.
8) cranky

Damn. What's wrong with cranky pants tonight?
9) strapped

Knows we're strapped.
10) numb

And the only way to numb the pain of underachieving is with booze...
11) sober

I'm a sober man.
12) fertile

A woman's fertile for ﬁve days. Linda looked it up online.
13) exemplary

I know I haven't been the most exemplary father...
14) unconscious

You've been unconscious for two days with alcohol poisoning.
15) awake

...how hard can it be to do when I'm awake?
16) alright

Where have you been? Are you alright?
17) troubled

The old "philosophical professor who's gonna set the troubled teen...
18) philosophical

The old "philosophical professor who's gonna set the troubled teen...

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