Name: Killer Carl
Released: 2017-12-11
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) lfl

-Daddy. —lfl hadn't had such a....
2) baggie

-Then I put the apple slices in a baggie. -Don't stop.
3) gonad

Freezing my gonad off, that's what.
4) imbecile

...and tenured imbecile who still use words like "irregardless."
5) tikka

Ooh, yes, a yummy tikka masala, tsk.
6) descendent

We're all descendent of barbarians and the sooner we face it...
7) nub

Sister Irmalita picked up the nub and wrapped it in Kleenex.
8) thievery

What are you doing when all this thievery is taking place?
9) snot

She always kept her snot rag stuffed in her sleeve.
10) patchouli

...were a bunch of patchouli-soaked sluts...
11) hermaphrodite

I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodite...
12) granola

I'm expecting some granola from Oregon.
13) falsehood

Textbooks full of falsehood, teachers unions full of thugs...
14) masala

Ooh, yes, a yummy tikka masala, tsk.
15) masculinity

They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools...
16) papier

DEVELIN: Mr. Munroe. -Where's that papier-mache?
17) someplace

Don't you have someplace to be?
18) ketchup

FIONA: Don't worry about the ketchup, just the milk and meat so it won't spoil.

1) acquit

I was acquit.
2) shelve

I want the new stock shelve with the labels facing the same direction.
3) poise

You should be proud of your daughter. She's prompt, poise, cheerful.
4) expel

Your brother is on the verge of being expel.
5) invalidate

And we invalidate the ones that aren't legitimate.
6) slit

Keep laughing and I will slit your throat while you sleep.
7) replicate

They replicate like rabbits.
8) sanction

...when it comes to regulated, sanction violence for children.
9) bury

...who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ball sack.
10) scare

So hell, no, I won't go, because no one scare Frank Gallagher.
11) evolve

When you consider how humans evolve...
12) threaten

I have never been threaten by teachers and I am not going to start now.
13) owe

Put the bat down, pick up the phone and tell him to get us the 6 grand he owe.
14) administer

-The people who administer-- —I know.
15) regulate

...when it comes to regulate, sanctioned violence for children.
16) warn

-I warn you. -You knew about this and didn't tell me?
17) bounce

...so I gotta ﬁx it before nobody shows and he gets bounce.
18) embrace

I never embrace tokenism with more gusto.

1) upstairs

-Lip upstairs? -Yeah.
2) formally

Formally, no.
3) sooner

We're all descendents of barbarians and the sooner we face it...
4) incredibly

They said she was developing into an incredibly poised young woman.
5) heavily

[FIONA AND STEVE BREATHING HEAVILY]
6) anymore

Frank doesn't live here anymore.
7) somewhere

EDDIE: I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you.
8) seriously

No, seriously, seriously.
9) unfortunately

Unfortunately I had to make a pit stop and when I got back, the car was gone.
10) straight

-I won't be able to play ball in college. LIP: You'll go straight to the pros.
11) sometimes

Well, sometimes when we're out and about...
12) pretty

-You sure? -Yeah, pretty sure. They never—-
13) deep

But deep down, I think Frank is capable of doing the right thing.
14) behind

...not even the budding psychotics, should be left behind.
15) probably

...they were probably used to mating in public.
16) simply

I was simply promised that money would be shared with me...
17) late

I'm using the phone today. Go. You're gonna be late.
18) almost

-You almost there? STEVE: What?

1) androgynous

No problem with the ID, one of the beneﬁts of your androgynous name.
2) fost

I'm trying to keep Carl out of a fost home...
3) uncooperative

Well, he's kind of in an uncooperative mood today.
4) wack

...over some little wack job going postal on my watch.
5) untrained

Filled with what, even to the untrained eye, is a budding psychosis.
6) jobless

Not for minimart owners in a land of 30 million jobless.
7) tenured

...and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless."
8) goddamn

...about The Great Goddamn Gatsby...
9) paralyzed

...raising money for paralyzed kids, and, uh, we need Frank.
10) quid

Everything's gotta be quid pro fucking quo.
11) budding

Filled with what, even to the untrained eye, is a budding psychosis.
12) expansive

Vivid imagination. Expansive vocabulary.
13) drastic

Now, something drastic must be done...
14) freaky

—A pioneer really wanted to get freaky—- -Steve.
15) worthless

...so I asked Frank to stand in for my worthless father.
16) crappy

And all from this crappy high school.
17) unsatisfactory

-Uh, U's? —As in "unsatisfactory."
18) thriving

We are gonna stand united and show them we are a family that is thriving.

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