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00:21:23
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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- Butterscotch scone? - Thanks.
...I can keep them warm with this beret that I thoroughly laundered...
Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad. Thoughts?
Buying rotisserie chicken, taking it home, standing over the sink...
...prayed to Hindu god Urvashi your bowels'd loosen...
I no longer stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10 p.m.
...or if one of us gets superpower, or if one of us is bitten by a zombie.
You're right. Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.
Let's dispense with the friendly banter.
My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is gonna eat all this...
Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad. Thoughts?
And here, we have a waitress brushing her teeth with her finger.
...put them in order of the heinousness of their betrayal:
Yeah, I miss you too, sweetie. Ha, ha.
It is a mecca for physicists the world over.
...and affection.
...and refers to a lantern hand-carved from a root vegetable...
...that friendship is not an aggregation of written agreements.
I'm scrupulous about my hygiene, I regularly disinfect my hands...
...you're no longer entitle to accompany me to go swimming...
- Is he still mad about the Super Collider? - Yeah, he thinks I betray him.
And I abandon my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.
...in which an object is only valued because it's not possess by others.
He invited me to Switzerland and I intend to go.
You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?
Sorry. Is this supposed to be butter me up?
No, you hang up first.
Sorry. Is this suppose to be buttering me up?
"In the event one friend is ever invite to visit the Large Hadron Collider...
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a perk.
He hasn't publish anything of note since he won that Nobel Prize.
Professor Norton can't make it. He threw his back out climbing.
If you turn into a zombie, I promise I will not kill you.
Yeah, I'm pull out all the stops. There's a 39.95 Lover's Special...
He owns Fox and they cancel Firefly.
...because, A, these festivals occur in the fall...
I'm scrupulous about my hygiene, I regularly disinfect my hands...
Well, that's a somewhat ambiguous response. Am I going or not?
...of forever changing mankind's understanding of the universe, a.k.a. me.
- ...being miserable and alone. - Thank you.
Dude, I'm glad you finally got a girlfriend...
Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad. Thoughts?
From this moment forward, we can be roommates...
Round two: Leonard Hofstadter, Darth Vader, Rupert Murdoch.
Actually, he might have to.
No, that seemed a little far-fetched.
Not so fast.
Well, of course you are. Who else would you take?
"In the event one friend is ever invited to visit the Large Hadron Collider...
At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don't care.
At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don't care.
...Jews always go with Chinese food.
...to replace the more colloquial but less precise "neener-neener."
But I never will.
Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.
I'm scrupulous about my hygiene, I regularly disinfect my hands...
Yeah, egg rolls, dumplings, bottomless wok.
Prescription, nonprescription, foreign, domestic, experimental.
Extraordinary intelligence might well appear extraterrestrial to you...
There's an economic concept known as a "positional good"...
...and pancakes in the shape of some of your favorite fictional characters.
Well, that's a somewhat ambiguous response. Am I going or not?
Then I anticipate an awkward situation when you get home.
- ...being miserable and alone. - Thank you.
- Penny. - What? That's absurd.
They sell scented soaps and lotions. Some of which contain glitter.
I'm preparing my gastrointestinal system for the exotic cuisine of Switzerland.
Yes, amusing.
I no longer stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10 p.m.
I do. It fails as drama, science fiction and it's hopelessly derivative.
...be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?
...to replace the more colloquial but less precise "neener-neener."