Name: The Cornhusker Vortex
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) mutism

Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder.
2) squeezer

And working that squeezer to make the lemonade...
3) bifocals

He also invented the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.
4) interjection

It's an interjection used to call attention to a destination, not an object.
5) peewee

There's pro football, college football, high school football, peewee football...
6) douche

What a douche.
7) raccoon

...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
8) vespa

It's the second-biggest Vespa they make!
9) nudge

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
10) saber

I really like my saber-toothed cat. Thank you.
11) sweetie

Sweetie, that's a highlight from the '98 championship game.
12) nomenclature

It's football nomenclature for when a quarterback...
13) gesture

And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture:
14) circumstance

A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstance.
15) fauna

Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own?
16) canine

Oh, yes. Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.
17) statistic

Now, what is this "sacks" statistic they put up there?
18) scissors

- She did. - Come on, scissors, scissors.

1) embarrass

Maybe Koothrappali's right, maybe I embarrass her.
2) unleash

The heat of battle is upon us. The dogs of war are unleash.
3) invent

He also invent the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.
4) bore

I wouldn't be bore. Why would I be bore?
5) tackle

...is tackle behind the line of scrimmage.
6) defeat

When we watch Star Wars, we don't say, "W e defeat the Empire." Ha, ha.
7) dump

Every time we go someplace, you dump me...
8) crap

...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it crap itself.
9) refuse

Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.
10) execute

At the count of three, we execute the flying scissor.
11) admit

Look, I admit I haven't always been the best friend I could be.
12) exclude

Perhaps she's exclude you from these gatherings...
13) laugh

Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laugh at.
14) chase

- I totally had a shot. - With a woman you were chasing in a park.
15) shut

All right, poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen.
16) suppose

What was I suppose to do? She gave me that come-hither look.
17) invite

I would've invite you, but you're not a fan.
18) shoot

Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.

1) someplace

Every time we go someplace, you dump me...
2) intentionally

...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage...
3) extremely

It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport.
4) certainly

Oh, that certainly would suck.
5) exactly

Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie?
6) perhaps

Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings...
7) actually

Well, actually, the risk of throat-cutting is very low.
8) kind

They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen.
9) enough

...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
10) half

This is just half?
11) often

...pee too often, and have trouble getting erections.
12) together

It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.
13) else

So Penny doesn't want me around her friends. I embarrass her. What else?
14) ever

On the other hand, sever string burn is a real and ever-present danger.
15) least

Hey, at least I can talk to women without being drunk.
16) always

You always do this. Ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.
17) never

A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.
18) again

Let me try again.

1) lactose

- Here. Have some pizza, sweetie. - Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
2) rambling

Why am I rambling? Why don't you stop me?
3) embarrassed

...are you embarrassed to have me around your friends?
4) ubiquitous

Football is ubiquitous in Texas.
5) transverse

The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line...
6) intentional

- That's intentional grounding. - Totally.
7) imaginary

The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line...
8) bored

I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off.
9) awful

Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.
10) selective

Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder.
11) aerial

I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare dictate...
12) incomplete

...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage...
13) gorgeous

But in my defense, she was gorgeous.
14) indigenous

Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own?
15) apparent

...without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.
16) authentic

The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang.
17) drunk

Hey, at least I can talk to women without being drunk.
18) weird

Weird figure of speech, isn't it?

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