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00:21:05
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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I'll be the possessor of a unique, albeit confusing artifact...
You had gelato with Stan Lee?
I am unable to confront my accuser, a non-human entity, to wit, a camera.
Oh, Lord, you just rang Stan Lee's doorbell at Stan Lee's house.
...for interstellar flight on a surfboard when part of my brain...
The court had a dicey-looking breakfast burrito and just took an Imodium.
Don't worry, it's written in your vernacular. So shall we rehearse?
It wasn't a betrayal.
Sweetie, I don't know if we're gonna have cookies or what's gonna happen...
- Sheldon, this is a summons. - A summons? For what?
...feeding me legal precedent, and, if you have the strength...
"A teardrop rolls down my cheek"?
Pay the cashier.
Gonna share a can of tuna with the cat.
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography?
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography?
...was because you were in distress, and I was rescuing you.
We were on Stan Lee's curb, then we were on Stan Lee's walk...
...is busy trying to read the word "Juicy" scrawl across your buttocks.
You are responsible for all the evil that has befall me today.
...while you preside over the kiddie table of yours.
- So you betray me. - No.
Are you saying that you will not stand beside me as I plead my case?
Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invent yet.
I will demonstrate that I was improperly instruct in driving...
I'm a scientist. I never apologize for the truth.
I can't wait to ask Stan Lee why he insist on giving his characters...
Maybe you should put on your Juicy pant again.
It bother me.
...because I refuse to urinate in a stainless-steel bowl in front of criminals.
It's suppose to be federal, state, and then city of Pasadena.
You said we were invite.
Undoubtedly yet another snide response to my repeat letters...
No, I'm following the law. I'm ignoring you.
...was because you were in distress, and I was rescuing you.
As long as you promise to put it in your drawer and never cash it like the others.
I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving...
Undoubtedly yet another snide response to my repeated letters...
Did he just somehow give me the finger?
You're somewhat of a loose cannon.
Well, obviously, you don't remember your circumcision.
...which will set me apart from the hoi polloi of comic-book fandom.
How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations...
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography?
I'm kind of responsible for Sheldon missing Stan Lee.
You know, as soon as I get a part in a movie or my own TV series.
The cousin who's getting married is the cousin I usually go to weddings with.
Which is why no one else will ask him to sign one.
...to one of the most heroic acts I've ever seen in, like, ever."
...come but once in a lifetime.
For doing the same crap he always does, except to a judge.
I'm a scientist. I never apologize for the truth.
Maybe you should put on your Juicy pants again.
Of course I do. You're an important part of my life...
I have an eidetic memory. That's a picture of you in the passenger seat...
If the court will excuse my homespun, corn-fed, Nebraskan turn of phrase."
...and I was forced to issue an undeserved apology...
I see. And you thought you'd just come over to my house uninvited?
Undoubtedly yet another snide response to my repeated letters...
So is this Bruce Lee's nerdy brother, Stan?
...for interstellar flight on a surfboard when part of my brain...
Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?
...carrying me out on your shoulders when I'm victorious.
Although we live in a deterministic universe, each individual has free will.
"Darn tooting, I do.
You know, you fanboys are unbelievable.
...and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house...
It would be cruel to mention that, after he finished signing autographs...
Alex, I'm gonna go with: "What is you're a dumb-ass?"
What? I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music.
I'm so excited And I just can't hide it
You're somewhat of a loose cannon.